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Xenial xerophilious xenagogue-xemes xerocopy xeric xanthic xebecs

 

Translation: Friendly fork-tailed gulls, who are guides and are are adapted to an extreme lack of water, photocopy extremely dry yellow three-masted pirate ships.

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How does one photocopy a pirate ship, exactly?

 

Or, because typos can be funny, a pirate's hip? Maybe pirates have a weird sense of humour - instead of mooning the photocopier, they lie sideways on it...

 

Yarrrr, yesterday your Yankee yokel yeilded your yttrium yacht, yet yonder yellowbelly yeoman yammers yes?

 

(Sorry, I got carried away a bit...)

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Aw, yaarr at you! Find me a better verb beginning with X!

(Despite a moderate search I could find no verbs beginning with x besides xerocopy, xerox, x-ray and xylograph, but yes it did bother me mildy that I couldn't make a better story out of my sentence.)

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Thought I'd finish the alphabet, at least...

 

 

Zounds! Zorro's zealous zipper zipped zany Zorastro's zapper!

 

 

Translation: Holy Cow! Zorro's faithful closure caught crazy Zorastro's zap-gun!

 

And I really do mean a weapon, not any sort of double entendre...

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*discreetly adds a "zany" before 'zounds'... since it should be 8 words... ;)*

 

And then... let's try the 9-words string?

 

 

Ambitious, angry adventurous anteaters attacked androginous African amber aardvarks.

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Choosy Crowded Cabaret Customers Compare Cristina, Claire; Company Closes

 

 

It's a news article heading: Choosy crowds of cabaret customers compare two of the dancers, and the company closes as a result.

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Hairy humans horrendously heckle horizontal hampsters harbouring horrible humours.

 

(Well, that's how the poor things walk, of course they're going to be narky if someone heckled them...) :turned:

 

Elvina :wolf:

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Lady llamas like lying languidly, lest lemurs lambast lovers.

 

 

Just something fun...

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Obviously, octogenarians oggle only orangutang orifices, O omniscient one!

 

 

Hah!

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"Quiet quadripelegic quadruplets quarrantined questing quadruepeds!" quoth Quentin, querrelously.


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