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The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

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Wyvern speeds into the Cabaret Room and screeches to a tumultuous halt. The overgrown lizard glances in both directions, then pulls out a long line of kitchen utensils connected on a string of sporks. He digs into his pocket and pulls out an Almost Dragonic Brand Sheet of Ultra-Noisy Music™, then tosses it to the side and spreads his scaly arms in a composer pose. The reptilian Elder strikes a quick bow, and throws the variety of kitchen equipment onto the ground in a cacophonous clatter.

 

"Hear yee, hear yee!" Wyvern kicks the utensils in several irritating clangs. "Please feel free to wish the Mighty Pen's own Racouol a Happy Birthday, even if it is sssslightly belated."

 

Having shouted this, the lizard digs into his pouch and pulls out a bag of Almost Dragonic Brand Novelty Deep-Pocket Stuffers™ tied in a ribbon. He unwraps the gift and checks inside to make sure that a distorted microphone has been included, along with an Almost Dragonic Brand Corner Pocket Drill™ designed to shape holes in the size of geld pieces. Wyvern then rewraps the gift bag in a messy and haphazard manner, and tosses it onto the pile of kitchen "instruments."

 

"Best wishessss."

 

;-)

 

OOC: A Happy Birthday to Racouol, who turned 25 on Sunday. :)

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