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Wyvern

Wyvern

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Wyvern barges into the Cabaret Room and wipes some sweat from his scaly brow. He glances left and right to make sure the proper decorations have been set, then grins to himself and strikes a picture-frame pose with his claws. Dark candles outline the walls of the room, lit by dim flames that give the traditional elven art portraits and fresh gnoll skin rug of the room a gothic feel. Wyvern paces back and forth, tapping on the gigantic Bruteweiser bottle thrones that sit adjacent to him and grinning at the little sparkles of fizz that float to the top. He seats himself on each of the large bottle openers connected to the thrones to test their stability, then strides back in the direction of the Cabaret entrance.

 

"Where're the tables?!" Wyvern signals down the hall, gritting his teeth. "They were supposed to be here seven minutesss ago, ya sloths! Get a move on!"

 

The grunt work crew continued slowly down the hall, careful not to drop the heavy ends of the gothic arcitecture. On top of the table sat two gifts: an Almost Dragonic Brand Dehydration Mug™ (used for stopping people that try to sober drunks with water) and a tiny Almost Dragonic Brand Spider Bandaid™ for any similar sores that might arise.

 

"Hurry up, ya dumb lugs!" Wyvern stomped his feet and tail on the ground. "I ain't got all day, the members of honor are bound to arrive at any minute."

 

The grunt crew paused upon arriving next to Wyvern.

 

"Here, you take it then ya stupid lizard!"

 

Wyvern cries out as the worker crew shoves the enormous table into his claws. The lizard careens backwards into the Cabaret Room and collapses with a painful crash, narrowly avoiding contact with a booze thrown.

 

"Ugh..." Wyvern's high-pitched squeak of pain echoed through the Room. "Where's that party assistant gal Anna when ya really need her?"

 

;-)

 

OOC: A Happy Birthday goes out to Brute and Thinas, who are 33 and 22 on this day respectively. :) Hope you guys have a great one.

Sweetcherrie

Sweetcherrie

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If my hands weren't as tied up everywhere as they are I'd write a more creative response till then....

 

*takes a big birthday card from behind her back that immediately starts singing*

 

Happy Birthday :woot:

Black9

Black9

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"Where's that party assistant gal Anna when ya really need her?" Anna appeared behind Wyvern just as this was said...a drink in her hand. Wyvern looked over and gasped as Anna took a drink...but more at the fact that she'd just arrived...or was she their the entire time?

 

Anna-"You called, Mr. Wyvern? Is there anything I can do?" Just then Anna noticed she was drinking under age right infront of Wyvern without a care. Hiding the drink behind her back Anna gave an innocent but goofy looking grin and uttered out a lame excuse.

 

Anna-"I ummm...I was hold this drink for a guest! Ya...that one right..." The Slayer looked around but couldn't find anyone in the immediate area. "That's my story and I'm sticking to it!"

 

*Happy B Day:)*

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MinimondoT

MinimondoT

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Mini stops in a for a quick look around, realizes she really can't stay (but oh those drinks look good) and yells a quick Happy Birthday to Brute and Thinas and a Happy Unbirthday to everyone else as she runs back to work.

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