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There are footprints at the bottom of my shot glass

There is lipstick on my canibus leaf

My ink pen busted over my job application to Denny's

I've stained my lungs with cigarrette flavored coffee.

 

There is a roach baked into my apple pie

There is a naked man in my tampon box

I am fashionably late for a party that I was never invited to

my fish refuse to drink from the water bottle.

 

My car broke down, and I don't even own one yet

someone busted the lock on my glass door

I was under the impression that if you supersize your meals, you become a super model

I robbed a bank, and my roomate has a gambling problem.

 

You know, I was a girl scout... now I way 200 pounds

I haven't slept in 14 days, because I'm afraid of the dark, but light bothers me...

Life is full of suprises... I can't wait until tomorrow,

It's my birthday...

It can't be any worse than finding out that my mom was a stripper this morning.

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I winged this entire poem just now because I'm tired but I can't sleep, so bare with me. It's not as thought up and strict as my other poems, but I think I like this better. Experimenting is a good thing anyway.

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cool, cool... ppl tend to improv. here for similar reasons...

 

Sometimes they bear fruit, sometime not, but regardless they're good creative exercise none the less... I usually set a time limit, when I do them though...

 

 

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WHAT!@##$?!

 

I LOVED IT!....I smiled the whole way through. It's like...life SUCKS...and it get's worse. You poked fun and you cracked me up! That was great. That was very creative and not the typical list of bad fortune, it's mixed with nonsensical ideas and funny unexpected comments. I may be a little crazy, but I think a person who can "loathe" a little bit in a comical manner, deserves proper credit.

 

BTW my friends and I call it "loathing" when bad things happen and we just have to laugh at things...in life that aren't funny till they're over and re-told.

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