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Wyvern strolls into the Cabaret Room wearing a white scientist coat and a yeti wig leftover from a certain date. Four Elder Dwarves trail behind him carrying what appears to be an outhouse with a clock etched onto its front door. The lights of the Cabaret Room dim as the dwarves set the rickety structure center stage. Wyvern takes out a notepad, examines it for a moment, then places it over a hole in the wooden door of the outhouse. Bravery and Sexy proceed to nail the notepad into place.

 

"Ladies and gentlemen." Wyvern spreads out his scaly arms and bows to a tiny crowd of bystanders. "I present to you the Almost Dragonic Brand Split-Second Time Machine™, known for it's... errrr... timelessness. Using this fantastic contraption, I shall attempt to move back in time in the hopes of wishing Xaioussss a happy birthday. Bravery, set the coordinates to June 17th."

 

Bravery tugs at a lever jutting from the side of the outhouse. It doesn't budge.

 

"Lemme see that." Wyvern storms to the structure and tugs at the lever. Finding that it won't move, he kicks the side of the outhouse. It promptly collapses into a heap of wood.

 

"Errrr." Wyvern slumps over and picks up a piece of wood. "Prehissstoric times, anyone?"

 

;-)

 

OOC: A belated Happy Birthday to Xaious the Master of Time!

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oooooooooh! Xaious, being master of time and all, can certainly bring us back a few days to wish him a happy birthday in good time! =)

 

*tacklehugs* sorry i missed it, but i hope your birthday was splendid!

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