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I don't know the author, but this is a cadence we used to sing while running. Hope you like it.

 

 

"Well, I live up North where it's nice and cold,"

"I ain't got no money and I got no gold."

"You may ask how I make my living,"

"I'm just killing the baby seals."

 

"You take a sharp ax and whack them in the throat,"

"Then you toss their little headless bodies in the boat."

"Sure it's cruel, but it's a living,"

"Just killing the baby seals."

 

"My wife and kids, they both hate me,"

"That's okay cause they don't pay me."

"So I'll keep making my living,"

"Just killing the baby seals."

Posted

we have that one in the army too...

 

"poke 'em in the eye, with your poking stick"

 

stuff like that...

 

I've also heard it:

 

"Way up North where it's nice and cold"

"you can't find those mines of gold"

"So they make their living"

"Killing the Baby Seal"

 

rev...

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"I went to the beeches

Where baby seals eat.

I pulled out a nightstick

And I began to beat.

 

"Left, right, left, right, left, right

KILL!

Left, right, left, right,

You know I will.

 

"I went to the beaches,

Where baby seals play.

I pulled out a shotgun

And blew them all away."

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