Wyvern Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Two enormous lavender curtains are drawn back at the main stage of the Cabaret Room, revealing a multitude of flashing lights and a single podium hosting a red button. At the center of the stage, several objects rest suspended in the air: plain white underwear, a shiny pearl earing, a dust cloud of pixystick sugar, and a rose that has lost it's petals. The four floating objects are connected by lines of light that form a square, with a small rotating gravity globe levitating at its center. The entire set-up bears a strange ressemblence to a different kind of shape, a.... "Quiiiinnnnncunnnnnnnx ooooffffff Foooorrrrttttuuuuuuuune!" Wyvern steps out in a cheesy gameshow host uniform and flashes a sinister grin to the gathering audience, moving to the beats of Silly's electric keyboard melodies. "Sssstep right up with your gifts and try your hand at a piece of Quincunx trivia. Come one come all, don't be shy!" After a moment of hesitation, a man wearing a detective hat hobbles onto the stage. He looks towards the crowds sheepishly as Wyvern shoves a microphone into his face. "Greetingsss, Contestant #1! And what would your name be?" "Clueless." The man scratches the back of his head. "About what my name would be, that is. I just thought I'd stop by, inbetween searching for that dastardly Wyvern and looking for that dame that stole my trenchcoat, to give this a try." "Excellent." Wyvern snickers. "Please seat yourself at the podium, and just slam on the red button when you've come up with an answer. This should be short and sweet." Having said this, Wyvern takes out a remote control and presses a button on it, causing the gravity orb to rotate. This causes the objects surrounding it to spin while maintaining their square formation, and to gradually slow to halt. The shiny pearl earing rests at the upper-left-hand corner of the square by the time this process has ended, and is promptly illuminated by a small spotlight. "Rydia trivia question #1" Wyvern takes out a cue card. "What alternative form of communication does Rydia frequently speak to Valdar with? You have twenty seconds to answer, GO!" Clueless stands trembling and undecided as the audience begins chanting along with an automated countdown voice. Finally, he hits the red button. "Ummm..." Clueless tugs at his collar nervously. "Magical cantrips...?" A blaring sound goes off in the background. "I'm ssssorry, that's incorrect." The lizard practically shoves Clueless off of the stage, snagging his magnifying glass as a makeshift gift. "The correct answer was 'earspeak.'" Wyvern pauses, then glances at the crowds. "Now, who will be the next contessstant?" ;-) OOC: May be slightly early here, but abusing Pen Standard Time Zones: Happy Birthday Tzimanthydia Rose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrfalcon Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 "Annnnd our next contestant issssss...." the electronic harmonica version of a drum roll started up, building up to a climax as the next person stepped forward. "Gyrfalcon!" Wyvern hissed, somewhere between his sinister tone of voice and a gulp, Gyrfalcon having recently reminded him of the sizable debts Wyvern still owed him. Hurrying on to prevent Gyrfalcon from brining up that embarrassing and disastrous subject, Wyvern quickly pressed the button on the remote, the quincunx rotating rapidly to begin with, before slowly coming to a halt, sliding past the underwear of Tzimfemme with glacial slowness to halt on the petal-less rose of... Rosemary. "Ah, Rosemary trivia question #1!" Wyvern said, grinning widely, before coughing nervously. "What clan does Rosemary belong to among the vampires of Earth?" Wyvern asked, grinning widely as Gyrfalcon ran a hand through his hair, clearly puzzled and without an answer. A small form slipped onto the stage behind Gyrfalcon and yipped and yapped quietly to the ranger. Gyrfalcon repressed his frown or questions and instead answered confidently. "Rosemary is a member of the Malkavian Clan." he said smoothly, and Wyvern's mouth dropped open as he checked his cards to find out that Gyrfalcon... was right. "Ah... yes, you are correct. Next contestant, please!" he said, quickly hustling Gyrfalcon off the stage, and never noticing the small form of Daryl behind the half-elf. OOC: Happy Birthday, Tzimfemme! And before you glare, Wyvern knew about this on his own, I didn't say a thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mynx Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Mynx creeps in to watch the show, trying to utilise the shadows as much as possible so as not to be drawn into the game, but still enjoying the antics she sees playing out. Conjuring a chair and some popcorn, Mynx sits down to watch, tail twitching in enjoyment as she continues to hope she does unnoticed... OOC: Happy birthday! *tacklehugs* Hope you have a great day/week/month/year/decade/lifetime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zariah Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Happy Birthday, Tzimfemme! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Happy Happy... :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanuchan Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Happy Birthday!! *huge hugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ayshela Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 ooooh, the things i miss when Real Life interferes with Pen Time! *huge happy birthday hugs for Tzimfemme* i hope your birthday was wondermous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Celes Crusader Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 Happy birthday Tzimfemme! You give a lot of wise cracking thoughts here and I do appreciate it a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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