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lumpenproletariat

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posted November 24, 2000 01:26 PM

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okay, lesson 1

Volcano Eruption is spelt as that, not Vulcano

lesson 2

Grammar

Do items affect your Ranking, not,

does items infect your ranking

 

anymore?

 

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Balrog

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posted November 24, 2000 03:22 PM

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Yeah.. how about the way it says "Thy Aliad" instead of "Thy Alias"? Not to mention the infinite other grammar and spelling errors on the part of the developers..

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lumpenproletariat

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posted November 24, 2000 04:33 PM

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I was thinking more of posters on the boards, but oh well

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posted November 24, 2000 04:39 PM

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"anymore?"

Yep. That should be two words, pal.

 

;)

 

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V

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posted November 24, 2000 06:42 PM

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Now where are all those mages with bad grammar?

Certainly not in this thread.

:D

 

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posted November 25, 2000 05:56 AM

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lol just check some of my postings, there you will find nice stuff to post here :D

 

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Got milk?

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posted November 25, 2000 12:21 PM

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:angry: Yooo no need to spell proppa to play dissa game!

WHO CARES!

 

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posted November 25, 2000 01:35 PM

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Hahaha, but you need to spell correctly to make people understand you on the boards, do you not?

And in the game, failing spelling pisses me off, especially when its wish :D

Fair enough glyn, but US spelling = any_more

but other than US = anymore (check a non-american dictionary ;) )

Leeson 4-

You do not say I LOSSED a battle, you say I LOST a battle

 

B)

 

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posted November 26, 2000 02:16 AM

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Hey lumpster.

"US spelling = any_more, but other than US = anymore (check a non-American dictionary )"

 

I'll let you off. Our New Shorter Oxford says "any more", with "anymore" as an alternative. Thus endeth the battle of anymore. :)

 

I'm with you on the need to use language appropriately to be understood on a bulletin board. Communicative competency - it's all the rage.

 

Glyn Evans (English teacher; Newbury, England)

 

 

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Edwin

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posted November 26, 2000 06:16 AM

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This reminds me of the Right to Censor in WWF."We fight the good fight,and it's for your own good!"Yah,right. :rolleyes:

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V

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posted November 26, 2000 09:10 AM

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That's why we give out free English lessons in this thread. :)

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posted November 26, 2000 09:00 PM

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Yeah, that right V,

I know of RTC edwin, we are RTCYSIA--

Right To Correct Your Stupid Illiterate A$$.

hahahahaha, I just crack myself up.

:D

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posted November 27, 2000 03:05 AM

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You crack me up,lumpen!

:D

 

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Edwin

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posted November 27, 2000 05:35 AM

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Wow,that was a superb response.Can I join the RTCYSIA?

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Edwin

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posted November 27, 2000 06:45 PM

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Wrong.It should be Let us learn to spell ON Terra.

Hey,please respond.Can I join?

 

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posted November 27, 2000 09:32 PM

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Hmmm, there is a rigorous training programme,

but as far as I can tell, yes.

stormbringer; Fine. BUT maybe you know grammar, but I'd already had lesson 4, learn to read,stormbringer

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posted November 28, 2000 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by lumpenproletariat:

lesson 2

Grammar

Do items affect your Ranking, not,

does items infect your ranking

 

anymore?

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i think its actually

items effect your ranking.

 

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V

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posted November 28, 2000 09:45 AM

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Got to haul my english professor in here...

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posted November 28, 2000 01:01 PM

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Wrong.It should be Let us learn to spell ON Terra.

 

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This only makes sense if you consider "us" to mean the mages, not the players - the players are not "on Terra", and they're the ones doing the spelling (not to mention arguing, quarreling etc. ;) ). In my opinion, "Terra", in this context, refers to the community of players, and thus a comma is the correct remedy.

 

Of course, your version could also mean "Let us go to Terra (physically) and learn to spell while we're there.", but I doubt that that was lumpen's intended meaning...

 

Mize the Sorceress

 

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lumpenproletariat

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posted November 28, 2000 08:17 PM

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God, im just getting confused now

and stormbringer(original!) it was supposed to be , not ;, I slipped up while typing, I had a bit too much alcohol.

And it IS "there is a..." because this is not it.

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posted November 28, 2000 11:31 PM

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Now I see the real meaning of RTCYSIA...

:) Sure, count me in as a life time member for this one.

 

Four thumbs up~!

/*Insignia tries to balance himself with his back since four of his five ends are all pointing towards the sky... awkward, barely making it.. but what the heck~! RTCYIA forever~~!!

 

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posted November 29, 2000 06:07 AM

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Originally posted by Mize:

This only makes sense if you consider "us" to mean the mages, not the players - the players are not "on Terra", and they're the ones doing the spelling (not to mention arguing, quarreling etc. ;) ). In my opinion, "Terra", in this context, refers to the community of players, and thus a comma is the correct remedy.

 

Of course, your version could also mean "Let us go to Terra (physically) and learn to spell while we're there.", but I doubt that that was lumpen's intended meaning...

 

Mize the Sorceress

 

 

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We are role-playing,remember?So we are all ON Terra,literally.If you disagree,it's okay. :)

 

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posted November 29, 2000 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by thordain:

i think its actually

items effect your ranking.

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How can I resist?

Affect is a verb. Effect is a noun.

 

 

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posted November 29, 2000 01:15 PM

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quote:

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Originally posted by Mize:

This only makes sense if you consider "us" to mean the mages, not the players - the players are not "on Terra", and they're the ones doing the spelling (not to mention arguing, quarreling etc. ;) ). In my opinion, "Terra", in this context, refers to the community of players, and thus a comma is the correct remedy.

Of course, your version could also mean "Let us go to Terra (physically) and learn to spell while we're there.", but I doubt that that was lumpen's intended meaning...

 

Mize the Sorceress

 

 

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Maybe he REALLY meant "lettuce spell on Terra." I.E. someone sees his neighbors being turned into cabbages.

 

 

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V

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posted November 29, 2000 09:09 PM

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More like:

Lettuce smell on Terra

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posted November 29, 2000 10:31 PM

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Very amusing!

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posted November 29, 2000 10:52 PM

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Wha the hell?.....

ok, this is now the most confusing thread I have ever read.....

oh, and thordain, where i am, it is affect, not effect, well, we can agree its not infect :D

damn lettuce

Welcome Insignia

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posted November 29, 2000 11:17 PM

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Hard to believe that you are the one who started it and are the one not understanding anything right now..

What irony..~ :D

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posted November 30, 2000 01:10 AM

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Its spun way out of control Insignia, I don't know when this crazy roller-coaster ride of madness will stop

:D

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posted November 30, 2000 01:25 AM

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Roller coaster ride of madness?

What fun!!!Woo hoo!!

:D

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posted November 30, 2000 06:56 AM

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Originally posted by thordain:

i think its actually

items effect your ranking.

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Nope. It's affect. Effect is always (ok not always, 99.99999999% of the time) preceded by "the."

 

Without the period of couse; That's just correct grammar.

 

 

"I was affected by it and it made me go poo."

 

"The effect of it was such that it made me go poo."

 

 

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posted November 30, 2000 08:02 AM

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That's what I said earlier. Affect is a verb, effect is a noun (that's why it's preceded by "the").

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posted November 30, 2000 11:57 AM

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"Effect" can also be a verb, but it has a very different meaning from that of "affect": "A affects B" means that A changes or modifies B in some manner, while "A effects B" means that A causes B /makes B happen (which means that B must be some kind of action or change, not any old noun).

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posted November 30, 2000 07:27 PM

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Good point! I stand/sit corrected. I'd forgotten about archaic usages. It's GREAT to find someone who hasn't!

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posted November 30, 2000 08:19 PM

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Yeah V, a kid twisted all the colour and constrast knobs on this post, I think it was stormbringer

Love the originality!

:D

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posted November 30, 2000 11:53 PM

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Lesson #33 is to always have a point behind what you write. Like this post....

Yeah...

Like this...

Ummm...

Nevermind.

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posted November 30, 2000 11:56 PM

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*hic*....yup..*hic*...one 's'.

*Ugh*

Another beer,lumpen!

 

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posted December 01, 2000 07:26 AM

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One of the best advice I can give to spell right is : take your time to read what you just wrote!

I still have difficulty understanding how people can make so many errors in one sentence.

 

Those people would definitly not want to speak French! (in which there are a lot more exceptions)

 

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posted December 01, 2000 09:43 AM

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Which is why we have this thread.

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posted December 01, 2000 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrion:

 

Those people would definitly not want to speak French! (in which there are a lot more exceptions)

 

 

 

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Spell definitEly...

 

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