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Here's a little math to get your brain sparking:

 

2 x candles = 43

43 + fire = 102 x waxdrops

(102 + deepbreath)/frosting = yummycake + yummycake = 2yummycake

2yummycake = party^2 + (loot!/friends)

loot! + love = happybirthday

 

Now, if we combine and simplify...

 

2 x candles + fire = 102 x waxdrops

102 = (2candles + fire)/waxdrops

((2candles + fire)/waxdrops + deepbreath)/frosting = 2yummycake

((2candles + fire)/waxdrops + deepbreath)/frosting = party^2 + (loot!/friends)

friends * ((((2candles + fire)/waxdrops + deepbreath)/frosting) - party^2) = loot!

 

Thus...

 

happybirthday = friends * ((((2candles + fire)/waxdrops + deepbreath)/frosting) - party^2) + love

 

From this series, we can draw a few conclusions:

 

1) Clearly, yummycakes are inversely proportional to frosting. As frosting increases, we see that yummycakes decreases, thereby learning that the yummiest cakes are those with less frosting. Of course, frosting must not be zero, or the cake will blow up. :blink:

2) Parties are also inversely proportional to the square of the frosting. (Given that cake yumminess and parties both have this dependence on low frosting, one might conjecture that frosting is a lesser form of evil, albeit a necessary one in small amounts.) :pinch:

3) Loot is directly proportional to the number of friends you have, suggesting that as you increase your friends to infinity you can increase your loot to infinity. It is therefor theoretically possible to get everything for your birthday! :D

4) Love is an unmodified additive to the ultimate happy birthday, giving it the most direct influence over the end equation. Therefore, love is the key variable in a happy birthday. ... which means both of you should be quite safe. :wub:

 

Congratulations if you followed that. You haven't missed much if you gave up halfway through, though. The gyst is:

 

Happy birthday to Kasmandre and Griever!

 

Gone loony,

~Yui

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