cryptomancer Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 You’re not mad, I am. But we’re the same. No, I am just your mind. So my mind is mad. Yes, totally. So by default, so am I. No, I can assure you, you are quite sane. How can I be sane if my mind is mad? Because I am a separate entity. Pardon? I disowned you because you are too sane. What? Sorry but I have a reputation to protect. So you mean to say I lost my mind? Yes. So I am mad. No. I am mad, you are sane. But… We just function too differently to coexist. Pardon? You see, I had to separate myself from you. Why? So your sanity didn’t taint me. So I lost my mind because I am too sane? Yes. I don’t understand. Well you never lost your mind. But… I left. Oh? Um? I still think I am mad. No. I am. No, but you will be. Pardon? I am back. What? See, here I am. But you never left. Yes I did, you never had me to argue with. But? Never mind. Why are you back then? I need to expand. By making me mad? No, that is just a side effect. Of what? My hostile takeover.
Ayshela Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 heh.. sounds like some of my late night conversations with myself.
Gryphon Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 I found this to be ... strange. Knowing the person behind the mind I was torn between finding this kind of amusing / funny and being very very worried that your mind could come up with a conversation like this. Gryphon subtly motions for the men in white coats to come and gift Raven with the pretty straight jacket with the nice shiny buckles
Sweetcherrie Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 Hehe, brilliant! I've read it a couple of times, and every time it's getting better
Mynx Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 *alternates between giggling hysterically and coughing violently* *eventually a pair of nurses come in and inject the hysterical feline with yet more medication, wrapping her up in a blanket and giving her a net to chase the butterflowers with*
cryptomancer Posted April 6, 2005 Author Report Posted April 6, 2005 Hostile takeover? You cant do that. Yes he can. Pardon? Yes he can. I thought I locked you in the basement. I let him out. What? Where did you get the keys? Third jar on the top shelf of the cupboard beside the pantry. How did you know they were there? Your mind! You do the math. And I invited him to stay. He is my mind I am sure he would have anyway. Yes but if I invite him he can take over. What. If we all invite him you wont have a choice but to let him. We? Yes, we. You cant take over! You are mad the lot of you! Yes totally. Very. Bravo you’re catching on. I am getting to old for this. No. Can happen to anyone. Any time. Who are you? Oh, don’t mind me, I am just here for the chocolate. Chocolate? Snickers bar, in your bag. Oh? Thanks. *opens bag, retrieves bar of chocolate* See, he is open to adaptive suggestion. Interesting. Just ask nicely, we don’t need to hurt him. Hurt me? Not much? Torture mostly. Make you mad. Then he is in and running things. But a bit of sanity is good now and then so we would prefer not to. We not too much anyway. You are very sane for someone that argues so well.
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