Ayshela Posted March 27, 2005 Report Posted March 27, 2005 Would that be more *interesting*, or more frightening?
Katzaniel Posted March 27, 2005 Report Posted March 27, 2005 And if so, how much longer will they remain clad?
Sweetcherrie Posted March 27, 2005 Author Report Posted March 27, 2005 maybe until their next shower?
Akallabeth Posted March 28, 2005 Report Posted March 28, 2005 But do pirates and the their wenches take showers?
Ayshela Posted March 28, 2005 Report Posted March 28, 2005 Would pirate's wenches still be attractive if they didn't shower?
Zadown Posted March 28, 2005 Report Posted March 28, 2005 Would the pirates even notice if the wenches did not shower?
Sweetcherrie Posted March 28, 2005 Author Report Posted March 28, 2005 Would the pirates that don't notice still have wenches to go home to?
Akallabeth Posted March 28, 2005 Report Posted March 28, 2005 Do pirates have stationary homes, or do they merely live on their ships?
Ayshela Posted March 28, 2005 Report Posted March 28, 2005 As much time as pirates spend aboard ship, how would they shower?
Quincunx Posted March 29, 2005 Report Posted March 29, 2005 Hadn't all the pirates abandoned on-deck showering after that incident when the mutinous crew 'accidentally' swapped the shower-water pump with the bilge pump?
cryptomancer Posted March 30, 2005 Report Posted March 30, 2005 Was the invention of the salt water bath an offshoot of walking the plank?
Sweetcherrie Posted March 30, 2005 Author Report Posted March 30, 2005 Would there be a giant ticking crocodile waiting for every keelhauled pirate?
cryptomancer Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Isnt keelhauling the only way to truely exfoliate?
Ayshela Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 You mean so she could properly apply lotion after exfoliating?
Sweetcherrie Posted April 5, 2005 Author Report Posted April 5, 2005 Would the pirate tolerate the prince on his ship?
Akallabeth Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 How did the prince get on the ship, had he come to save his princess?
Sweetcherrie Posted April 5, 2005 Author Report Posted April 5, 2005 Wouldn't he then be called Lassie?
Gryphon Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 Wasn't his full name Lassie the Pirate Prince?
YanYanGanaffi Posted April 5, 2005 Report Posted April 5, 2005 Lassie is a name only suitible for dogs, Scottish pet chickens, and Johnny Knoxville in drag, right?
cryptomancer Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 Wasn"t the original Lassie, a poodle stalking serial killer? Â
Gryphon Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 Aren't poodles well known for being the deadly amphibious terrors of the high seas?
Mynx Posted April 6, 2005 Report Posted April 6, 2005 Are the high seas any different from the lows seas? Or do you have to be a big kid to play on the high seas?
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