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Patience is something you appreciate in the driver behind you and hate in the driver in front of you.

 

If you're not sure if someone is a good person or not, ask a child.

 

Attention is not the same as devotion.

 

The point is not to find someone you can live with, it's to find someone you can't live without.

 

~Salinye :fairy:

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1.) Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

 

It is often said that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. So if you want to throw away your “junk”, offer it to your neighbor first.

 

2.) Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. :blink:

 

I’m pretty sure everyone here can relate.

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2.) Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. :blink:

I'm not quite sure which one is worse, though ... especially if you see the windshield as an eye :blink::P

 

One for those frustrated by their computers :

 

RAM disk is not a verb ...

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From my networking teacher:

 

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit around all day drinking beer.

 

From myself/somewhere...

 

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a night. Light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they are going to be when you kill them.

 

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

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