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Oh bristles bright, and spiky-tough,

Oh rounded ring of twist-tie stuff,

How do I love thee, and appreciate,

Thy handiness in chores I hate.

 

When on my knees, in much disgust,

I must then use thy rotund brush,

I say a prayer of thanks to thee,

Cause after all... better you than me.

 

And finally, your job is done,

And from the bowl of doom you come,

And thinking how this is for the best,

I put you in your cup to rest.

 

Thanks, Toilet Brush.

 

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that reminds me of the toilet brush my friend gave me for christmas last year. it's bright pink and has a little bright pink holder. She doodled all over it and I keep it on my windowsill, next to my bed. 'tis my wand of doom, although I use it more for bopping people over the head than for cleaning toilets, and the holder makes a pretty good crown....

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