Peredhil Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 DETROIT (Reuters) - A 4-year-old demonette took underage driving to new extremes by slipping behind the wheel of Peredhil's car for an overnight visit to the local video store. Ozymandias the Elder, Lore Master of the Tower of Elders of the Mighty Pen in the southwest corner of the Pen Keep, said the demonette's joy ride, which ended with more than one fender bender, occurred about 1:30 a.m. last Friday. She drove about a quarter mile from her home to the video store without incident, Oyzmandias told Reuters. The store was closed. On the demonette's return home, she hit two parked vehicles before backing up into a police cruiser, Ozymandias said. "Once the officers got her out of the car and sat her on the hood of our car, she started crying and saying: 'I want my red crayon back. I want to go into the house. I want to go back to bed,'" Ozymandias said. Ozymandias said Rune was unaware of the seriousness of what she had done. "How many 4-year-olds get up and wander around the house or go out (at night)?" he added, saying no charges were being filed in the case. "What she was doing was jump down, hit the accelerator, and get back up so she could see where she was going," Oymandias said, explaining how someone who was too short to reach the floor pedals was able to drive a car. "It looked like a drunk passing in and out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Portrait of Zool Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 LOL! err... sorta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetcherrie Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Erm... this is true, no? Wow, her parents are gonna have problems when she is a teenager - Sweetcherrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwaihir Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Rune is a character written by a pen member here (the writer is a grown woman) so no I don't think it's literally true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetcherrie Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Oh, my mum was saying that something like this has actually happened somewhere in the US of A. But hey, maybe Rune's parents had a difficult time as well when she grew up - Sweetcherrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 *holds up a little hand smudged with ink* They tried to take my fingerprints but I wouldn't let em! what can I say? nothing gets between a demon and an urge to watch Beauty and the Beast. o.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zadown Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Rune! http://www.themightypen.net/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif *flying hugtackle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted February 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I adapted it from a Reuter's newspaper article. A four-year-old boy was the actual driver. His Mom thought he was in bed sleeping. It was in Michigan. It just seemed so perfectly Rune and Peredhil-ish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 *waves, then offers rune a box of altoids...* :woot: This reply brought to you by Altoids: the mints so strong you have to keep them in a metal box... rev... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrfalcon Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Rune! Good to see you, you little imp. Next time, ask someone a bit taller to do your driving for you, I'd have been willing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 *knee hugs to everyone* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaeha Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 *Big huggle for Rune* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Ozymandias makes an offical proclamation that February 10 shall now be known as Red Crayon Day, and celebrated in thanks for the Pen's walls becoming crayon illuminated and various unidentifibale sticky-substance handprinted as they have not been in a long, long time. Three cheers for our favorite rugrat architect! For Rune, builder of the Pen Keep and the non zombie-flavored mud pies!!!! OOC/IC: WELCOME BACK!~!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetcherrie Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Aaah, ok, now I understand, this is the Rune who build the pen. Well, she did a better job at that, than at driving. thanks Rune. - Sweetcherrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 eep, I didnt build the pen! >< Nuuu *shakes off the compliments* I hope everyone has kept safe, it's nice to see so many familiar faces and also all the new ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanuchan Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 I've heard a lot of nice things about you, Rune... and I hope we have chance to know each other now that you're back!! *hugs* ~Tanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Celes Crusader Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 RUNE!!! Gives a big hug I'm so glad to see you back. :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrenWind Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Rune!! *scoops her up and hugs her tight * good to see you again little one.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasslehoff Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Once again, Tasslehoff was wandering thru the halls of the pen ( go figure. a kender..wandering.. ) when he happened to knowtice smudged hand prints everywhere he went. The funny thing is they were about 3 or 4 feet above the ground.. Thinking for quite a bit, the thought finally hit em! " My favorite little demonette!! " shouted Tas as he up and ran down to the Cabaret Room as fast as he could. After politly for WrenWind to finish her hug, he hug-tackled Rune into a big pile of red crayons. " How Ive missed your cute little precense!! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Once again, Tasslehoff was wandering thru the halls of the pen ( go figure. a kender..wandering.. ) when he happened to knowtice smudged hand prints everywhere he went. The funny thing is they were about 3 or 4 feet above the ground.. Thinking for quite a bit, the thought finally hit em! " My favorite little demonette!! " shouted Tas as he up and ran down to the Cabaret Room as fast as he could. After politly for WrenWind to finish her hug, he hug-tackled Rune into a big pile of red crayons. " How Ive missed your cute little precense!! " yayayayyayayayay! You are back! I missed you! *takes out a jar and begins collecting the huggles* Ooo a collection! *trips and spills open the jar getting smothered with pent up huggles* Aiiiyeeeeeee~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regel Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 (edited) Welcome home Rune. It has been too long. Great to see your name in here again. Edited February 13, 2005 by Regel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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