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Wyvern careens into the Cabaret Room at full speed, coming to a screeching halt and producing burn marks in the chamber's fine rugging as he gasps for breath. Perking his scaly head up and noticing that he's only a few days late in arriving, the lizard strikes a victory pose at his improving punctuality and promptly slithers towards Knight. Producing a tiny package from a shady-looking sack that he carries, the lizard hisses:

 

"Hey Knight, just wanted to wish you a slightly belated Happy Birthday. Here, this brand new second-hand set of Almost Dragonic Brand Semi-Sharp Ninja Twinkle Stars™ is yours to keep at no charge. Well, no charge until you charge someone with them that is... They're only semi-sharp, but I'm certain you'll make good use of them as a weapon."

 

With that, the overgrown lizards casts Knight a toothy grin and winks, speedily moving his way towards Sorciere. Digging through his sack, he frowns when he pulls out a package identical to Knight's package, and scratches his scaly chin thoughtfully before tapping her on the shoulder.

 

"Hi there, Sssorciere, just wanted to say Happy Birthday to you. I realize I'm a wee bit late, so I hope you'll accept these, errr... Almost Dragonic Brand Semi-Pointy Twinkle Star Talismans™, perfect for last resort spell components. Be wary when you use them around ninjas, though..."

 

Wyvern grins and bows to Sorciere as he hands her the gift, then turns and slowly paces towards Signe, nervously fiddling with his claws as he remarks that her age hasn't made her any less striking. Fumbling through his sack, he produces yet another identical gift-wrapped package, and grumbles to himself before tapping one of her wings with a claw.

 

"Hello there Sssigne, a Happy Birthday to you, sorry it's a little late. To make up for it, I got you these, umm... Almost Dragonic Brand Almost Stylish Twinkle Star Earings™. With any luck, you can sabotage the make-up drawers of other gals with them to appear even more sexy in their presence! Hope you enjoy them."

 

The overgrown lizard adjusts his collar a bit, bows to Signe, and then quickly departs to the Mighty Pen Couch to watch the three birthday pennites dawdle over their strikingly similar gifts.

 

;-)

 

OOC: Belated Happy Birthday wishes go out to Knight (January 30th), Sorciere (January 31rst), and Signe (January 31rst). Sorry for the lateness, I hope you all had great ones. :)

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Happy belated birthday, Knight. I'm sure that we'll have fun together in the Werewolves' RPs. ;)

 

*Glomps Sorcière* Happy Birthday! I appreciated your fun-loving attitude. :)

 

*Waves to Signe* Happy Birthday! I appreciate your presence. I hope you'll show up from time to time this year. ;)

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Gryphon bounds into the Cabaret Room hot on the heals of Wyvern with a clawful of Almost Dragonic Brand Semi-Sharp Ninja Twinkle Stars™.

 

"Wyvern! Wait, you dropped these outside..."

 

Gryphon's voice trails off to silence as everyone turns to look at him, including the birthday celebrants, each holding a gift remarkably similar to the items being brandished by Gryphon.

 

"Ah, heh... Never mind Wyvern."

 

Gryphon attempts to subtly hide the Almost Dragonic Brand Semi-Sharp Ninja Twinkle Stars™ and succeeds only in scattering them randomly across the room as they slip from his grasp.

 

He grins at those celebrating (belatedly) their birthdays... "Happy birthday, hope you've all had good ones."

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