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Hello sir, get your hair cut?

Sure, why not? my hair and I could part

Snip-snip, snippety-snip

There you go, all hair gone in a trip

 

Welcome sir, want to solve your hair loss?

No damnit, my hair was cut by your boss

It is ok sir, no need to be coy

Shut up you, before I off your joy

 

Spray-spray, try our new perfume?

You sprayed on me already, dont make me fume

You have a rash sir, try our skin-care

Must be your perfume, blemishing my skin fair

 

What a day I've had at the shops

What's wrong dear, you don't seem at tops

 

I've had my hair cut and people stared

They thought I've lost my hair, my head all bared

Then some lady sprayed perfume over there

And now my head looks like a little red pear

 

Don't fret my dear, your head is fine

Come look at this new wig of mine

I bought it at the mall for a little dime

It fits your head like a rhyme

 

But that's my hair that just got cut!

And now I think I shall punch my gut!

 

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it's a silly piece, hope you liked it...the text in italic is dialogue by the male lead

Edited by DL_Snake
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