Equester Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 "Hey Si, what's the difference between male and female again?"
Appy Posted January 23, 2005 Report Posted January 23, 2005 Another quote from my hubby RB: "And then the plant told me how to beat the scorpion."
Mirrizin Posted January 23, 2005 Report Posted January 23, 2005 You know, it's unfair that that accidentally eating a jackal makes you not vegan!!! -Gwai, talking about NetHack.
purple_shadows Posted January 24, 2005 Report Posted January 24, 2005 "I hate Sci-Fi [novels], they're like Gone with the Wind....only not."
Ayshela Posted January 24, 2005 Report Posted January 24, 2005 "No, I have no idea where your pants are. I wasn't there when you took them off."
Alaeha Posted January 31, 2005 Report Posted January 31, 2005 "By the way, my new mood is manically happy. I kick the bucket." Amazing what happens when you're roleplaying a chaotic neutral halfling sorceror with a wisdom of three. Worst of it is that most of what happened that session is funny only if you don't take it out of context.
HappyBuddha Posted February 1, 2005 Report Posted February 1, 2005 [Purple made me post this little gem (entirely accidental in its phrasing I might add!) from our conversation tonight] HappyBuddha: yes HappyBuddha: ! HappyBuddha: do it! f*** your mother! Purple Shadows: next time I have the copay maybe
Tamaranis Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 (edited) "I love how easy it is to get these fish pregnant!" -Katzaniel "Why are you still pregnant? Hurry up and have your baby fish so I can make you pregnant again!" -Also said by Katzaniel "That's going in that out of context quotes thread." -Tamaranis I think it's more fun if I don't explain the context. Edited April 26, 2005 by Tamaranis
Vlad Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 (18:09:47) lilVal: he really should have looked into calcifying himself
Mynx Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 "If that's a coffee...What's a decaff?" "Condoms."
Tyrion Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 Ah, why not... here are a few I just remembered were in a file someone left on my computer. “I’m short a tortoise.” “I need that chair; my sheep is stuck on the roof.” Funny part is I don't even remember the context for the first one... and I'm pretty sure I'm the one who said that...
Peredhil Posted May 5, 2005 Report Posted May 5, 2005 ...so I help them die for their beliefs. who am I to tell them 'no'?
~O~ Posted May 11, 2005 Report Posted May 11, 2005 "First Sergeant's wearing pants!" "Turn to TM 9-2320-279-20-2, page 11-2, paragraph 11-2, subparagraph (a), number 1."
Sweetcherrie Posted May 11, 2005 Report Posted May 11, 2005 "if you miss the goal you are still high"
Appy Posted November 14, 2007 Report Posted November 14, 2007 *revives an old thread* Mardrax: *likes looking and touching stuff* Mardrax: especially if it makes soundies http://www.themightypen.net/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif No, it wasn't meant that way initially Also check out #thepen topics where we take things out of context almost weekly
Da_Yog Posted November 15, 2007 Report Posted November 15, 2007 Today, my boss—who is female—said, "When you go down, keep your back straight and bend at the knees."
Nyarlathotep Posted November 15, 2007 Report Posted November 15, 2007 Me giving my friend tips on using the element system in Chrono Cross. "Nah dude, you gotta use your white guy. Black guys are really weak against them."
Gwaihir Posted November 15, 2007 Author Report Posted November 15, 2007 Appy, what a weird conicidence that you resurrected this thread now--I was just looking for it a couple days ago!
Appy Posted November 15, 2007 Report Posted November 15, 2007 I found it by watching what people were reading (active user watching thingy)
Nyarlathotep Posted November 20, 2007 Report Posted November 20, 2007 "You know what? Have a Hadouken bitch!" This was uttered after a good friend of mine asked his raiding buddy in World of Warcraft why he hadnt made a witty comment over ventrillo directed at the boss they were currently fighting.
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