Gwaihir Posted November 20, 2004 Report Posted November 20, 2004 You know those comments that make utter sense in context but are hilariously odd out of context. This is a thread to list those things, but please don't make them up. They have to be statements that made perfect sense in context. My contribution is "a bus spitting radioactive plegm?"
Regel Posted November 20, 2004 Report Posted November 20, 2004 I have several but from one of my female clients spoken from the back of her paint store to the front counter where her customer stood she screamed "Hey Harry, Don't forget to shake those cans until your balls rattle!" In context it made sense to her. To her shocked and embaressed customer it did not.
Mynx Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 *snickers* "It's like I'm a robot and you're turning me on"
Salinye Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 I heard one in mirc the other night. I shall quote Mira: "I need to figure out a way to Annihilate my weenie." http://www.themightypen.net/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif A little TMI? ~Salinye
Peredhil Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 It was an "I'll search the bodies" thing It had chocolate frosting, so of course I sucked it. Hey, cook another one with the Manticore topping. Two Dwarf burgers and a coke please.
Gryphon Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 Quoting Star Trek while trying to simulate a language barrier... "We come in peaces"
Alaeha Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 "He's a far better illithid than we." -- My DM quoting something. "Jessica, you're on top." -- My Choir Director "Will you put some clothes on and stop poking her?" -- My Father
Rhapsody Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 YES, I OGLED HIS ASS! --from an AIM conversation *AIM is the spawn of Satan.* Just thought I'd share. *Rhaps*
lumpenproletariat Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 Gwaihir: "that's what I had to do last time, becuase I'd already gotten lump's eye into my comp memory" Gwaihir (quoting another): <Tyrion> so basically, lump is the reincarnation of Clovis' second illegitimate son, and I was able to read the deep subconscious of his mind to find out stuff about his dad (sidenote: that was sent to me out of the blue, so to speak, I have yet to find out the context for it ) Gwaihir: "it's kind of like speaking German with a mouth full of rocks" I'm enjoying taking some small personal revenge here
Ayshela Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 during a recent phone conversation: "He was away at that point, doing other things. Secret things." he said. Yes, as i realized how that sounded, i burst out laughing.
Appy Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 Something my husband, Red Baron, said: "Shave the chicks and the donkey's" ...made perfect sense to me too
Venefyxatu Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 I love this thread Since I went roleplaying tonight (with the Crazy Group), I have a few to add... They're "don't ask" kind of things - you're better off not knowing A small chunk of information you'll need to understand something here and there : our DM is American, so we play in English. Since none of us are native English speakers, this makes for some pretty interesting translations sometimes... Diviners go "tic tic BOOM" All we need to do is turn off the sun for a few minutes. I can't kill the character so I'll just kill the player You're going to kill Jimmy now because you want Tanin dead? That's the weird one that offends people Jesus must've been at least a level 5 cleric And then it says "meep meep". Vriieeaaauuuwww is just a sound it makes. I see a rainworm. Now that we're done with cats giving head... I try to appraise the city Yes, we actually got some roleplaying done as well... some of that was actually in-character
Alaeha Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 Female who shall remain nameless: "I couldn't change my clothes this morning. It wouldn't save."
Ayshela Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 *laughs* and it made perfect sense in context, i swear it did! *laughs*
Katzaniel Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 Three points for whoever figures out who said this (paraphrased): "I had another birth today, so I'm tired and my brain is fried."
Peredhil Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 Sounds like Salinye, bless her heart.
Annael Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 this sounds bad, and when you figure it out, it's even worse: guy1 "how tight do you want it?" guy2 "as tight as you can make it" girl "he wants it as tight as me!" after: girl "see, told you I was tight, no balls went it." *open mouth, insert foot* then the comments followed. hehe.
Salinye Posted November 27, 2004 Report Posted November 27, 2004 LOL HEY! I had another birth last night too, and OH the things you hear in the delivery room: "It's like a hairy grapefruit escaping from a tube sock." ~Salinye
purple_shadows Posted December 1, 2004 Report Posted December 1, 2004 (edited) "this would be a lot easier if you just took off your shirt" -why fishnet and piercings don't get along. "Sweetie, I know you're having fun, but could you please leave my boobs alone, I'm trying to concentrate here." -Why one should never wear shirts with zippers on the front "Look at the size of that cock!" "I wish mine was that big."- the dangers of 4H roosters Edited December 1, 2004 by purple_shadows
Venefyxatu Posted December 21, 2004 Report Posted December 21, 2004 Yes, I'm digging up topics that have vanished from sight... but Gwaihir's quote is too good to pass up "if you haven't been given it until January when I return, then you'll get it then, but I presume you will have."
Falcon2001 Posted December 22, 2004 Report Posted December 22, 2004 "It's okay charlie! I know you were dead, but I'm pretty sure I didn't kill you." "I am the Belt Troll of the United Parcel Service!" More come forth every day. I'm just nuts like that.
Gwaihir Posted December 22, 2004 Author Report Posted December 22, 2004 So many quotes of mine on here...aww thanks guys, I'm ....touched . Okay, maybe I'm not, but I am amused if that counts.
Tralla Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 From a gaming session with people decidedly odder than me: "YES! Black Pile of Ash has gained a level!"
Equester Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 From network Neverwinter games What do you mean you can't open it? Stop tickling those orcs and give me a hand! Oh hell, I've come unplugged I'm dead and she still won't stop playing with me!
Xaious, Master of Time Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 From the brother of the Master of Time (Alkinae): "that would require like, a knife shaped car." (singing, now...)"If you like tunacolada, gettin' drunk in the rain" "But I get a negative fifty when using ranged weapons." There's plenty more...when I can think......
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