methinkshard Posted November 4, 2004 Report Posted November 4, 2004 hey all im new to this sight and i just wanna get to know everybody my name is jacob ammons im from washinton d.c but i moved to salt lake city about a year ago it sucks... eah it really sucks, oh well pity for me... well i guess thats about it later for now
YanYanGanaffi Posted November 4, 2004 Report Posted November 4, 2004 nice to meet you. Enjoy yourself here.
Black9 Posted November 8, 2004 Report Posted November 8, 2004 (edited) Welcome:) Edited November 8, 2004 by Black9
cryptomancer Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 Hi, I am the Raven, and I am a Kiwi, well now I am, by nationality of cause, I am still a Raven, *flaps wings to prove point* But before I was a Kiwi, I was a Springbok, although not native to there either, you see as by birth I am a Zimbabwe bird, Interesting Creature, renamed from Rhodesia Bird in 1979 (I was 5 at the time) but nevermind, I am a Raven, always will be, but have been called Crow by some, and I am now a Kiwi, so, Hi, welcome, and I hope to see you around. Oh, Just for the record, a Kiwi is a small flightless bird, not a fruit, (although me being a fruit has been debated before.)
Gyrfalcon Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 Why not compromise and be a small flightless fruit?
cryptomancer Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 Did I mention rare and endangered too? A small rare and endangered flightless fruit? Has a certain ring to it really. I may look like a bird, but I am green and squishy inside. *grins*
Wyvern Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 MeThinksHard smiles and nods to those who have arrived in the Cabaret Room to greet him, raising a brow curiously at cryptomancers bird history and Gyrfalcons fruit comment. He takes a step forward to speak, only to be interrupted as Wyvern suddenly barges into the Cabaret Room and practically crashes into him. Clutching methinkshard's hand with a claw and flashing him a grin of razor-sharp teeth, the overgrown lizard shoves several contracts into the thinkers pocket before hissing: "Greetingssss methinkshard. Allow me to introduce myself: I'm Wyvern, also known as the answer to all of your financial difficulties! In the blink of an eye within your pockets are contracts capable of making you millions in geld for only a small geld donation. Don't worry, they've already been signed for you. Remember, if you ever have any concerns about your geld, or simply want to get rid of it, visit the Recruiters Office of the Pen and pile the money neatly onto my disorganized desktop. You might also want to apply for a Pen membership while you're over there, if interested. It's only twenty geld, after all. Anyway, gotta run, but remember: for reliable geld endeavors, count on Wyvern!" Methinkshards jaw drops open as Wyvern dashes off, and he raises a hand to speak only to have a large pencil shoved into it while several Elder Dwarf paparazzi take his picture with blinding flash cameras. After the photographers have left and methinkshard has recovered from the daze of the rapid events, he looks at a business card that Wyvern had dropped next to his feet, which reads: Almost Dragonic Brand Sympathy - only thirty geld! Works in even the most dismal scenarios. ;-)
Mynx Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 An adorably cute kitten minion races into the room and tumbles around methinkshard's feet in the loveable fashion of adorable kittens everywhere. Looking up at the newcomer, it mewls and drops a note at his feet, before scampering once more out of the room... Greetings! My name is Mynx and I would love to introduce myself in person but I am currently studying for my final exams and will be under house arrest until Novemeber 30 according to the Evil Bookbag of Study. So unless I escape it early, I welcome you to the Pen, and hope to meet you properly at a later date. Mynx
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