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Just a few fun poems I hope brighten your day. I read Silverstein's Falling Up the other day if you can't tell :P

 

King of the Monsters

Oh what a sight

The only thing worse

Than his left is his right!

 

His hair is a tangle

His eyes are bloodshot

Dare I approach him?

I better had not

 

His breath could kill forests

His eyes could shoot flame

Don't go out there!

I'm sorry we came...

 

King of the monsters

What a sight to see

But I guess that's my father

without his coffee :P

 

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This one is rather awful, but well, it's hard to use this device and not make something awful :P

 

There is a bird

That never does fall

So balanced is he

They call him Macaw

 

And of all the birds

He is the most lawful

But god his singing

Is really Macawful

 

But yet his plummage

Is fair as a blossom

His feathers are bright

It's really Macawesome

 

And he's got a deal

If you are a cougher

A tonic to cure ya

Just make a Macawffer

 

He's sat up there

for days and days

I think he'll stay

for Macawlways

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