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... wandering aimlessly.

 

Stumbling upon a tall rabbit with a perplexed look on his face. "What for are you sad?"

 

There was no response.

 

"My name is Leif and I am new to these parts."

 

Still no response.

 

"Very well then, I shall leave you to yourselved." With that, the bunny wandered off.

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But were quickly and painfully silenced by the thousand ton mechanized monster that rolled over their magical garden, roaring in triumph as it wrecked destruction and mayhem.

 

Mechazilla looked around for a new target, breathing sulforous fumes, and spied...

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Gopherchuks.

 

"KIIIIII-AIII!", quoth Mecha ninja bunny. A fatal mistake, as ninjas who scream very loudly just before an attack have a history of getting beat like drums. Mecha ninjitsu or no mecha Ninjitsu.

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Roley was enjoying a sunday stroll in the battlefield, he sat down to enjoy a good stiff Sake and some sushi he brought along on the trip, plopping his armoured butt down on the wrecked hull of some giant robot or another, he pulled his drink and sushi from his rucksack and proceded to pour himself a drink

 

Little did he know of the sunday stroll ruining Mechzilla and the ever belligerent Ninja Mecha Bunny leaping directly at him, gopherchuks a vicous blur in each hand, Mechzilla steaming and snorting close behind

 

He sighs and puts down his bottle of Sake and looks around, flexing his suit's powerful muscle fibers to wrench an armoured sheet from his makeshit seat and whirls around, hucking it like a frisbee at the Mecha Ninja Bunny, "I'll give YOU a WARCRY you over-zealous tail-sucker" He roared, watching the sheet richochet off the nose of the robotic bunny-ninja, who prompty cried out, wilhelm style of course.

 

Roley, noting the sudden and violent defeat of the doomed mecha-ninja-bunny, he sat back down to get back to his drink. Much to the indignant snorts of Mechzilla.

 

"What... you want some metal wreckage goodness too? Bring it on" And Roley leapt to his feet, running full tilt at the rather large japanese monster icon....

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And the Weenie Awards are over! Any posts after this one don't count - sorry, you had your chance!

 

Read the beginning of this thread to learn how to get rid of that annoying Weenie that will appear under your name soon!

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aw shucks... first time in 3 or so years...

 

 

rev...

 

 

“The thing that makes you exceptional if you are at all, is inevitably that which must also make you lonely.” Lorraine Hansberry

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*laughs* Look at your personal title, unless you're being facetious.

 

Official Spare Part & Weenie

As the first part of the post indicates, you can work this off through a well-written post with 'Buying off Weenie Award' in the title. It can be anything - short story, poetry, what have you.

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