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Not sure if these qualify as Haiku, but anyway:

 

 

#1

Laughing down the street

Speaking to voices only they hear,

Bloody handphone users.

 

#2

The silent room bursts

Into loud indian music.

I hate polyphonics.

Edited by Valdar and Astralis
Posted

*looks around desperatly as phone begins to ring in random polyphonic ring tone*

*tries to turn it off in a panic*

Sorry! New phone!

*opens a hole in the void and throws still ringing phone into it*

Posted

Watches Cryptomancer and Mynx and their phone antics with interest and amusement...

 

Sits back with a sigh to contemplate the two cellphones sitting on his bed - neither of them ringing in the slightest, polyphonic or otherwise

 

Its weird... I've ended up with two of these cellular electroleashes... and I rarely get a call on either one of the damn things.

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