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Happy birthday, man, and may all your fish be slippery. Or something like that.

 

Maybe it's may all your slips be fishy... hmmm...

 

May all your fish slip with you?

 

Meh, something like that.

 

Anyway, have some cake, kiss a fish, ask your parents where babies come from, and always stay up past your bedtime eating candy that you bought from strangers with wooden nickels.

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Buddy, for your present...

 

I'll not kick you in the shins.

 

 

*ponders*

 

But remind me when you hit 18, so I can give you the "Special Gonad Kick of Sterility."

The same one that lousy rela..........

*looks innocent*

 

Moof..

 

 

 

*Looks around to see everyone staring at him, then runs off, savagely tacklehugging Ayshela on the way out*

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