Have you ever...?

[Xaious, Master of Time]

Have you ever had the first post on the fifth page of a topic?

 

 

Have you ever had to cope with the fact that you don't belong. Anywhere.

That you are just a burden, and this world has nothing for you anyways. That the only reason you keep going is because of the inertia. That you are not what you are.

 

 

 

 

Have you ever been forced to let your one and only dream in life die.

Edited September 18, 2004 by Xaious, Master of Time

[Ayshela]

Xaious - yes, and yes.

[Gwaihir]

Have you ever bounced a check?

 

When it was the rent?

 

And then felt more in control of your life than ever once you'd handled it?

[Mynx]

Have you ever stopped someone from killing themselves

And then become good friends with them

But have never actually met them face to face in your life?

[Tamaranis]

Have you ever bounced a check?

 

When it was the rent?

 

And then felt more in control of your life than ever once you'd handled it?

No, Gwaihir, but I bet that's really something, though.

[Appy]

Have you ever stopped someone from killing themselves

And then become good friends with them

But have never actually met them face to face in your life?

yes...

[Ozymandias]

cut yourself with a rubber object?

 

eaten a toy?

 

begun can-can dancing with people you don't know?

 

slept in an attic?

 

slept in a gymnasium?

 

eaten in a homeless shelter?

 

pretended to be the opposite sex?

 

pretended to be shorter than you really are?

 

driven backwards down the highway?

 

inhaled flowers?

 

had a feud with a duck?

[Mynx]

Ever been in a cameo role in a movie - where it's dark and you're face is hidden for the 1 second you're in the shot - and yet still been spotted when your sister watched the movie?

[Ozymandias]

found everlasting truth in a muppet?

[Ozymandias]

Ever been in a cameo role in a movie - where it's dark and you're face is hidden for the 1 second you're in the shot - and yet still been spotted when your sister watched the movie?

 

You *do* have distinctive fur. :>)

[dauna]

Have you ever read five pages worth of questions in order to add-on and then discovered you had nothing to add? (Except this. )

[cryptomancer]

Have you ever had a reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally good coffee?

 

[Mynx]

Ever held a phone conversation that involved a total stranger telling you that the person you were originally talking to is on their knees begging in the middle of a shop?

[cryptomancer]

Ever knelt in the middle of a shop while the shop keeper told your friend, who is on the phone, what you were doing?

 

[Mynx]

*snickers at Crypt*

Lunatic.

 

Ever been online at work, procrastinating by reading old posts, and yet still get more work done than the full timer working next to you?

 

Ever terrified your brother-in-law by the gleeful expression on your face when you received bladed weapons for Christmas?

 

Ever heard a song with lyrics that paint your life so accurately it takes your breath away?

 

Ever made a grown man both taller and stronger than you yelp in pain?

Just because he called you fragile?

 

Ever made the wrong choice,

Then made the right choice,

But left it so long that what was the right choice is now the wrong choice?

 

Ever held a discussion in squirrel?

 

Ever held an argument with a (heterosexual) member of the same sex about your "children" which were the two large bottles of Cola she was holding?

Loud enough for people to leave the que you were standing in?

[reverie]

Ever had your dad try to get money from you by crying crocodile tears over your dead dog.

 

Yeah, that was bad day.

 

rev...

[Mardrax]

Ever heard a song with lyrics that paint your life so accurately it takes your breath away?

Ever painted the lyrics of a song so accurately with your life, then not realise exactly what it is you've painted until you've put your corporeal brush down and it speaks fourteen words to you?

 

Ever sit on top of a person with your hands around his neck, your thumbs just slightly pushing his adam's apple inwards while being in honest doubt about whether you should push through?

 

Ever had that person be your dad?

[cryptomancer]

Have you ever wanted to just keep driving?

 

Have you ever wished the sunset would never end?

 

Have you ever spent an hour, outside on a cold night, with your camera, waiting for a single exposure of the night sky to finish?

 

Have you ever spent another hour, outside on a cold night, with your camera, taking the same picture, cause you weren't happy with the first one?

 

Ever wish that there was someone there to share it all with?

 

[dragonqueen]

Have you ever had to remind yourself that your daydreams are simply that - just fantasies?

 

Have you ever been scared that one day you'll forget, and something will slip out, your fantasies crossing over into reality, and everyone will think you're crazy?

 

Have you ever found the meaning of life?(if yes, let me know, I'm still pondering.)

 

Have you ever wished so hard that it was all real - dragons, unicorns, magic, ftl travel, etc.?

 

Have you ever had to just turn your brain off, 'cause if you think anymore you'll go insane?

[cryptomancer]

Ever drank so much coffee your brain wouldn't turn off, just because you liked the insanity that it was generating?

 

[Mynx]

Ever walked into a shop and completely confused the salesperson because you mentioned spoons?

[cryptomancer]

Have you ave seen the golden gate alight with the colour of the african sun setting over savannah?

 

Have you ever dreamed of standing on the sane road watching it again?

 

Have you ever woken thinking you were there still?

 

 

(The golden gate is a mountain pass through sandstone cliffs in South Africa, the cliffs look gold at sunset, quite a breath taking sight)

[Mynx]

Ever listened to a monotonous techno song about consumerism on repeat at odd hours of the day until it becomes ingrained into your mind and you can't tell the song's start from its end?

 

Ever seen film footage of a carwash catching fire?

 

Ever set a carwash on fire?

 

Ever scared a first aide paramedic by swearing at him in both german and english as he tied you to a plank of wood?

[cryptomancer]

Have you ever tried 'latte timtams'?

 

[Quincunx]

Have you ever found the person who got the life you'd thought you'd have?

 

Have you ever wondered who was supposed to get the life you're currently living?