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The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

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I.

 

Sung to the tune of "Melancholy Man" by the Moody Blues.

 

I'm a make-no-folly elf, that's what I am,

The Mighty Pen surrounds me, and my ears absorb the sound,

I'm a very homely elf, doing what I can,

All the Pen astounds me and I think that I'll expand

To keep showing ways for growing, wait and see.

 

When all the stars are writing down

Their simple pleas and subtle sounds,

And angry voices spark upon a whim,

I'll shine a light that will instead,

Enforce good manners that shall spread,

To all the members this guild's ever known.

Two bodyguards are what you'll see,

Whose furs are smooth and clean of fleas,

And guard the elf they will throughout their stay,

His sons are here as well you'll see, he always likes their company,

'Cause they share a tale of morbid history.

 

I'm a pretty jolly elf, that's what I am,

The Mighty Pen surrounds me, and my ears absorb the sound,

I'm a very homely elf, doing what I can,

All the Pen astounds me, now do you think you can

Solve this riddle and uncover me?

 

II.

 

Sung to the tune of "Apathy" by Grammatrain.

 

I guess it's up to me to hook up with the rifts in time

you can't even see the ones that link to your own mind

I'll pretend I'm in today and you think I'm right here

Really I'm at home somewhere in the next few years

I don't care I don't care I don't share ('cept in Pen fairs)

you are speeded up so I'm much too slow for you

we're never on an equal plane, the flow of time just spews

I guess I'll just drift back enough for Christ to shake my hand

now I'm born before you, can you guess who I am?

 

III.

 

Sung to the tune of "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls.

 

My arrow could sever or touch you

as it flows like the wind from its bow

But you needn't fear that or Redemption

since combat I rarely allow.

 

Shaded walls I can pass in a moment

Through their darkness I feel never strife

But rather a natural comfort

Like the moon as it hangs in the night.

 

And I don’t want the world to see me

So within the shadows I stand

Mysterious and ever soft-spoken

yet willing to lend you a hand.

 

Should you catch sight, fear not the fabric

Of my ebony cloak when you spy

Within its recesses lies the warmest heart

That you're ever likely to find.

 

And I don’t want the world to see me

So within the shadows I stand

Mysterious and ever soft-spoken

yet willing to lend you a hand.

 

And I don’t want the world to see me

So within the shadows I stand

Mysterious and ever soft-spoken

Now do you know who I am?

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IV.

 

Sung to the tune of "I'm Sensitive" by Jewel.

 

I was thinking that I might reply today

Just to prove everything that I praise

It doesn't take a talent to post clean

My comments can touch, and some go unseen

So please read them carefully, I'm sensible

And I'd like you to hear what I say.

You always tell me that it's impossible

To respond and be known to the world

Why's it gotta be so complicated?

Why must so many post feedback belated?

So read the posts carefully, I'm sensible

And I'd like you to hear what they say.

I was thinking I might brighten the mood

By offering comments without being rude

Completely selfless, not trying to save face

I post my great feedback to show I have faith

So read the comments from me, I'm sensible

And I'd like you to hear what they say.

My poems, though rare, are often quite sad

"Heartbreak" is based on a relation I had

I give to the Pen like it's a sworn duty

Falcon2K1 is familiar with me

And anyone can have a 'no-response fit'

But with selfless feedback I shall never quit

I'd rather see the Pen from a bright angle

We are everyday angels

now which one am I in the display?

 

V.

 

Sung to the tune of "Courage" by Alien Ant Farm.

 

Don't you see it splatter

From afar, built in clots

Don't you see, the bright red patten

A tasty, light design.

 

You should try my fangs they're contagious.

 

My mist might never break your fall

But when I'm in flight, I'm never crash landing.

 

The Tower's a bit too far to hover

Recruiter job still seems hot

Pale as the hue of a dimly lit lantern

I can be a charmer.

 

You should try my fangs they're contagious.

 

Type AB - I drank'em all

I can turn this song, to hypnotic commanding.

 

Members should be more courageous

Rebellion comes in many stages.

 

I hate hanging garlic before nightfall

Does this song bring about understanding?

 

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Thanks for your comments, Salinye and Peredhil, I appreciate them. :) I'm surprised at how difficult the task of parodying a few songs and transforming them into riddles was... regardless of how messy and incoherent some of these pieces look, it was actually a fairly tricky process. ;-)

Posted (edited)

Wow. Wow. Wowwy wow wow.

That looks like it took a LOT of work.

 

I think I got most of them...

 

Did I mention that it's really good?

 

Edit - I think I know them all.

Edited by Vlad
Posted

Think I got all but one .. have to check out the original songs at some point, hard to 'hear' the songs without ever having heard them, if ya know what I mean?

Posted

Thanks to everyone for the comments and feedback. :)

 

You can feel free to post any guesses or responses you'd like in this thread, if you wish. If you'd like to see the answers to the riddles here, you can find them in the "What's Your Theme Song?" thread in the Courtyard. The songs parodied in this thread are the theme songs of the people they refer to.

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