Impostor Posted May 20, 2004 Report Posted May 20, 2004 Hi Everybody, you may remember me, or you may not. The thing is, some time ago I was a member here and then I stopped coming sudenly and didn't really talk to any of you for a long time. And I've kind of been feeling bad about that. Sorry. Just to let you know that I am okay, and hopefully all of you are too, and I'm not coming simply due to time matters and not because I hate all of you and want to murder you with kitchen utensils or anything. Impostor
Ayshela Posted May 20, 2004 Report Posted May 20, 2004 oh! oh good! there are MUCH better things to be murdered with than boring old kitchen utensils, after all!
The Portrait of Zool Posted May 20, 2004 Report Posted May 20, 2004 I was murdered with an emu once, twice! (Well okay, that may be a slight exaggeration ) IMPOSTER! YO! DUDE! STOP! Say HI some more! At least check out all the cool stuff being written by our fantasmigorical (But always has room for one more) membership! Wait a minute... How do I know you are the REAL Imposter? (Heh, just couldn't help meself. ) Good to see you guy. Did wonder what happened to you. Glad all is well (or at least you aren't planning to murder anyone with kitchen utensils...( I don't have any, BTW...))
DoctorEvil Posted May 20, 2004 Report Posted May 20, 2004 Based on past experience, the Doctor has to caution everyone about ever trying to use a "Spork" as a Kitchen Utensil of Death (or KUoD). The "Spork" is not a proper kitchen utensil at all....it's just a.....the Doctor doesn't know what it is.....but it is certainly not a proper KUoD.......
Gwaihir Posted May 20, 2004 Report Posted May 20, 2004 Good to see Impostor and the Evil Doctor. One hopes you all will stop by more.
Peredhil Posted May 20, 2004 Report Posted May 20, 2004 Hugs Imposter hello and welcome, and waves to Doctor Evil, inquiring after Mrs. Evil and the Evilling youngsters.
The Portrait of Zool Posted May 20, 2004 Report Posted May 20, 2004 *Zool throws a bone to the Doctor.. * Yo! Up!? It is, indeed, good to see you too. *Hands the Doctor a Kilt Lifter and asks him to join the party.
Savannah Posted May 20, 2004 Report Posted May 20, 2004 And just out of curiosity one might ask Are you intending to use the spork after the kilt lifter? Cause that might be painful.
Wyvern Posted May 20, 2004 Report Posted May 20, 2004 Wyvern enters into the Cabaret Room sporting a handlebar moustache and googly eye glasses as a disguise. "Did ssssomebody say... Imposter?!" With that, the overgrown lizard whips out several handy Almost Dragonic Brand KUoDs, including such favorites as the SPLATula (now comes with Melba leftovers), the 'I Scream' Scoop, the Chopsticks of Evil, and Sinister Sponge... He then proceeds to set up a merchandise stand, and encourages everyone to engage in KUDOs! (Kitchen Utensil Destructive Operations) ;-) OOC: Greetings to both Imposter and DoctorEvil, excellent to see you two again. As Zool so politely put it: "YO! DUDES! STOP! Say HI some more!" ;-)
Lady Celes Crusader Posted May 21, 2004 Report Posted May 21, 2004 Heya Inspector and Dr. Evil. It was long time no see and I'm still glad to reads words from both of you.
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