Alaeha Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 (edited) I want to see what kind of questions people would make to go with the quiz results I've been putting together with others for my quest. Merelas brought it up, and it's come up before. So I'll give an example to start out. 1) What should you not be left alone with? a: Shinies (Rydia I guess *Mock Glare at Zadown*) b: People you don't like (Cioden) c: Geld (Wyvern) d: Stupid People (Tzimfemme) e: Relatives (Ayshela) f: ... (Mr. Bunny) The parentheticals are, of course, the result which that answer would give you a "point" toward, and wouldn't be shown in the event that the quiz was actually programmed and put online. And also obviously, you couldn't put every possible result onto each question, but you would want to maintain some sort of balance. So what sorts of questions would others put in? Results have currently been written for: Ayshela, Wyvern, Cioden Darkeye, Tzimfemme, Minta Rose, Rydia, Rosemary, Stick, Peredhil, Gyrfalcon, Zadown, Gwaihir, Salinye, Finnius, Ozymandias, Degenero Angelus, Mr. Bunny, and Yui. Will update this list as more are added. Edited May 19, 2004 by Alaeha
Zadown Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 *cough Shinies are more of a Rydia thing. Things with either caffeine or sugar (or godhelpusandhaveinfinitemercyonoursoontobevaporizedsouls both) are a Minta thing.
Ayshela Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 oh lordy.. things like: In a crowd you can usually be found: and then answers ranging depending on your sociability and crowd comfort zone, from "in the thick of things, of course" to "with my back firmly to a wall" to "crowd? IN a crowd? are you insane?"
Alaeha Posted May 19, 2004 Author Report Posted May 19, 2004 Hmm... I thought shinies were a Minta thing too. Oh well. I'll edit that then. But yeah, Minta on Mountain Dew would be remarkably similar to a Nuclear weapon.
Ozymandias Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 Spammers must... A)be reasoned with first. If we just ban them, they won't learn anything. be punished. They'll never learn otherwise. C)not be my problem. D)... E)BE DRIVEN BEFORE ME! I WANT TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN! F)Vas Flam! A quick tounge-in-cheek layout for a tounge firmly-in-cheek style of quiz. FYI: Not really written w/anyone in particular in mind...well, except a few answers. *cough* *DthroughF* *cough*
Canid Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 (edited) At a party, you would: a) be the host panic and try to minimize damage c) drink yourself under the table d) drink yourself onto the the table, convinced that your impersonation of Gene Kelly (Singin' in the Rain) will start you on the road to fame e) both c) and d), but not in that order of course f) not touch a drop, but still be convinced that your impersonation of Gene Kelly will start you on the road to fame g) pick pockets h) not leave the banquet table i) be lavished with attention from your admirers j) leave as quickly as possible k) party sensibly l) wake up on another continent with a new last name Edited May 19, 2004 by Canid
Katzaniel Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 (edited) m) What's a party? 3. I am: a) Red Green c) Yellow d) Blue e) Purple f) Orange g) Boring old Flesh 4. I wear: a) A robe Pants c) The most expensive thing around d) My fur e) My scales f) Nothing Edited May 19, 2004 by Katzaniel
Aardvark Posted May 20, 2004 Report Posted May 20, 2004 (edited) 5) When encountering a hostile goblin for the first time, you A) Draw your trusty sword, axe, mace or other weapon of trust and have at him Pull out your trusty longbow, shortbow, crossbow or slingshot and take him from range C) Cast "Magic Missile", knowing that anything more is overkill D) Use your ninja skills and fell him with a boot to the head E) Charge in screaming and headbutt the creature to death F) Cast Meteor Shower, knowing it's overkill G) Run away H) Drop everything and run away I) Throw everything at him, then run away J) Drop to your knees and beg for your life K) Bribe him L) Use your superior size to extort money from him M) Attempt to sell him high quality goods at low low prices N) Attempt to sell him low quality goods at high high prices, but tell him they're low low prices, honest O) Do your best impersonation of the Gobbo king and hope he buys it P) Run him down in your combine harvester Q) Challenge him to a game of dice R) Challenge him to a game of twister S) Challenge him to a game of strip poker T) Use freudian theories to prove he does not exist U) Try to recruit him into your unstoppable army of Doom V) Have him killed by your unstoppable army of Doom W) Feed him to your giraffe X) Belt him to death with his own arm Y) Belt him to death with a live fish Z) Belt him to death with a killer whale, then make some ironic statement about greenies claiming them to be harmless NOW) Race him I) Hypnotise him and make him think he's a chicken KNOW) Stab him with a chicken MY) Drown him in egg batter A) Caffeinate him to death Sweeten him to death C) Gourana him to death WONT) The above three, then sic Minta onto him YOU) Recite an epic tale until he falls asleep COME) YOU, and you steal his shoes AND) Get him high PLAY) Paint him bright red, then unleash the bull WITH) Paint him black, draw a white stripe down his back and unleash a horny skunk ME) Give him a ticking treasure chest with a radioactive symbol on it in return for him giving you enough time to reach a minimum safe distance Edited May 20, 2004 by Aardvark
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