Xaious, Master of Time Posted May 6, 2004 Report Posted May 6, 2004 Yup, you heard right. Very merry un-birthday to all. It's a merry one, filled with drinks and burritos and cheap imitation Almost Draconic brand stuff for everyone (it's all from Mexico, too!). Since no one's celebrating a birthday today. And I'm merely avoiding school work at the moment. (Don't have the room to draw right now... ) Sincerely, Xaious. *Slowly backs out of the room, fearing lawsuits and lawyers, who are probably out to get him now....*
Ayshela Posted May 6, 2004 Report Posted May 6, 2004 *POUNCES* Xaious and *huggles* him ferociously And a nice way to catch up on all the birthdays i've unfortunately missed recently as well.. :-\ A very merry unbirthday to us all, indeed!
Merelas Posted May 6, 2004 Report Posted May 6, 2004 Joins in the festivities CLEAN CUP, CLEAN CUP, MOVE DOWN!
Alaeha Posted May 6, 2004 Report Posted May 6, 2004 Yay! It's the best unbirthday celebration I've had since my birthday! *Hugs Everyone*
Lady Celes Crusader Posted May 6, 2004 Report Posted May 6, 2004 Happy Unbirthday to all! These are getting rare indeed.
Finnius Posted May 6, 2004 Report Posted May 6, 2004 A little blue man pops his head into the Caberet Room, having seen a very long and nigh-inpronouncable word that caught his attention. He quickly scans the layout, noting the burritos and Almost Dragonic labels plastered on everything. A sweat drop trickles its way down his brow, catching in the corner of his eye before finishing its course to his chin. The locusts danced around a large bonfire, some throwing themselves in, crying in their little insectoid voices. "I'll love you forever, Scarlett!" "For the queen!" "Finnius, you bastard, I'll see you in (Crackling fire noises)!" At a makeshift altar in the forest, a locust dressed in a black suit, with a spot of white at the throat pronounces the ceremony over, and a sinking feeling settles into the groom, as the bride shows her teeth in a grin. Sharp, needle teeth, filed to razor-like deadliness. Finnius snaps out of the flashback and begins screaming, wailing incoherently, and promptly passes out from lack of oxygen.
Yui-chan Posted May 6, 2004 Report Posted May 6, 2004 A soft, black boot pauses by Finnius' head, and above an expanse of deep folds and warm fabric, washed-out green eyes peer down at him. With a little sigh and a shake of her head, Yui kneels and pats his cheek, rewarded with a flutter of eyelids and a garbled mumble. She can only smirk, an expression from that razor-edge between amusement and concern, and rest her hand on his shoulder, giving him a jostling shake. "I'm not going to eat you, Finnie-kun. I already had lunch. Besides, you'd probably turn my tongue blue, neh?" Her gaze is warmly teasing as she helps the groggy man sit up to recover his breath and his scattered wits. Given the horror that is Scarlett O'Harpy, she isn't terribly surprised that the process takes him a good, long while... When Finnius finally recovers his clear-eyed gaze, Yui gives him a friendly grin and a pat on the back. "Happy unbirthday, Finnius," she says softly before raising her face to the rest of the room and repeating more loudly, "Happy unbirthday, minna-san."
Peredhil Posted May 6, 2004 Report Posted May 6, 2004 Happy Un-Birthday to all! I think there have been too many birthdays which have gone unnoted. This was a marvelous idea. hugs all and head back to work
Xaious, Master of Time Posted May 6, 2004 Author Report Posted May 6, 2004 *sips spiked lemonade from a cup cheaply made in Mexico, and hugs Ayshela* Yes, and for all, I have this. *pulls out a box of seemingly small gifts and begins passing them around* Tea candles! For your buring pleasures! Heh, thanks to all, and feel free to sample the..uh....'Nearly Draconic brand' booze and..uh...'Nearly Draconic brand' cheese! *hugs everyone, gives Ayshela an unbirthday gift of steel toed boots, in preparation of tomorrow, which is Friday (thank the Gods and Goddesses!), then runs off before the government can find him.*
Ayshela Posted May 6, 2004 Report Posted May 6, 2004 YAYS!!! *slips on brand new steel toed boots and sets about kicking things to break them in for tomorrow* =) you've NO idea how much i need these right now!
Merelas Posted May 7, 2004 Report Posted May 7, 2004 Laughs and takes his candle, and lights it with a wink and then blows it out quickly. Thanks so much, Xiaous!
Gyrfalcon Posted May 7, 2004 Report Posted May 7, 2004 Happy un-birthday, one and all! *blows out the candle on his cupcake, then emulates a friend and CONSUMES!* Mm... would have tasted better without the candle, it was a bit waxy. *The half-elf just laughs as Yui-chan helps Finnius upright* All this time, and you still do that every time you see one of Wyvern's products...
Wyvern Posted May 9, 2004 Report Posted May 9, 2004 Wyvern strolls into the Cabaret Room upon hearing the exclamation of Xaious' incomprehensible word, and immediatly notices several people engaging in the sin of gluttony without him. Hissing to himself hungrily and sniffing at the variety of free foods available with his scaly nose, the overgrown lizard immediately heads towards the cheese stand located at the center of the room and rubs his scaly mits together in anticipation. Picking up the knife available for cutting the cheese, the overgrown lizard proceeds to pocket it in the hopes of selling it for a considerable sum, then burries his face in the cheese platter in order to disgust anyone else from eating it. The greedy Elder quickly abandones the tactic, however, as he promptly chokes on the incredibly foul tasting appetizer. "Bleeech!" coughs Wyvern as his red scales turn green and large quantities of half-chewed cheese are spat onto the floor. "This stuff is TERRIBLE, tastes like year old troll toe fungi! Where did you get this stuff, Xaious?" "It's Almost Dragonic Brand Chevre..." explains the worried-looking Master of Time, twiddling his thumbs and whistling innocently to himself. "Oh." says Wyvern, rapidly reconsidering his initial reaction and forcing an awkward smile onto his face in order to advertise his products well. "No wonder I thought it tasted like year old troll toe fungi... it is year old troll toe fungi!" Upon hearing this, several Pen members who had just taken bites of their portions of cheese immediatly turn pale, and stand still for a moment before dashing off towards the Pen bathrooms as fast as their legs can carry them. Glancing around nervously and letting out a stiff bout of laughter, Wyvern quickly tries to cover up the foul nature of his products by handing out generous portions of Bruteweiser booze from the Endless Decanter, and exclaiming: "A Happy Unbirthday to all!" ;-) OOC: A particularly Happy Unbirthday to Lord Jakob, Elwen, Kasmandre, Mira, and DeantheAdequate, whose celebrations I missed. Expect some special attention in an upcoming roleplaying party thread that I'll be hosting. ;-)
Xaious, Master of Time Posted May 9, 2004 Author Report Posted May 9, 2004 *After that, Xaious faces away from everyone as he lets out a sigh.* "I'm sure glad that cheap Mexican stuff worked..." He quietly whispers to himself. *He then turns around to find Wyvern attempting to give of his Decanter* "Eh..No thanks. I'm good with my Vodka here *sips Vodka mixed with lemonade*." "Oh, Ok." replied Wyvern, then turning around when Xaious merely disappears from in front his reptilian face. OOC: Eh.. I wish I could whistle...*twiddles thumbs*
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