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Wyvern scrambles into the Cabaret Room as fast as his scaly legs can carry him, setting a small bag of gifts onto the ground as he comes to an abrupt halt and pauses to pant for breath. Nervously glancing over his shoulder to make sure that noone is following him, the overgrown lizard proceeds to wander up to Justin Silverblade, nudging the honorable knight with a scaly shoulder and quietly hissing:

 

"Pssssssst... A happy birthday to you Justin!"

 

With that, the greedy Elder digs into his bag and pulls out a container of Almost Dragonic Brand Sword Polish for Justin, as well as an enchanted glass-cleaning rag for Lorne. Handing them to Silverblade, the lizard whispers:

 

"The Almost Dragonic Brand Sword Polish is guaranteed to clean everything off of your sword... steel included! The enchanted glass-cleaning rag I'm not sure about... supposedly, it was used in the making of the Walt Disney version of Beauty and the Beast..."

 

Having said this, Wyvern salutes Justin Silverblade once again before wandering up towards BlackCagedHeart and digging through his bag of gifts once again. Pulling out an old set of dentures, the overgrown lizard hands them to her and hisses:

 

"Here's a set of Almost Dragonic Brand Dentures... only worn once by a half-ogre's grandmother-in-law. Have a happy 99th!"

 

With that, Wyvern bows to the two birthday folks and dashes out of the Cabaret Room just as Celes Crusador rushes in, searching for the lizard with a net in the hopes of catching him before he reaches any wiggly cabbage patches...

 

;-)

 

OOC: Happy Birthday, Justin Silverblade and BlackCagedHeart!

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Happy birthday Justin and BlackCagedHeart! BTW, havent you see the Almost Dragon? I'm looking for him.

 

Both Justin and BlackCagedHeart pointed where Wyvern left and Celes follows their indications.

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