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Posted

The list:

 

1.A drunk, passed out friend.

2.Said friends private parts.

3.Warm bacon grease.

4.A hyper active, hungry Chihuahua.

 

Under NO cicumstances are these objects to be mixed!!!!

No matter how funny you THINK it will be.

 

Do NOT ask how I know this, just accept it as fact!

Posted

Yea, so I read this and completely disregarded your warning.

Although I made some substitutions.

 

Instead of a passed out friend, I picked a sleeping friend.

I'm not sure about the validity of said friend's private parts. In any case, they were very public for a few minutes.

I couldn't find any bacon grease, so I used warm SPAM. I figured it's close enough.

There wern't any Chihuahuas in the vicinity, so I led the friend's golden retriever to him.

 

Make your own conclusions.

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