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Ok, best cure-all known to man. It'll cure anything. Colds, flus, coughs, broken bones, gangrene, brain tumours, cancer, whooping cough, lickey end, mad cow disease, bird flu, SARS, the measles, the mumps, the chicken pox, the small pox and the bubonic plague in all it's forms, shapes and sizes

 

It won't cure ADD, chronic depression or psychomania. As it doesn't see these as diseases

 

Your diet at all non-disease times should include the following

 

Broccoli - Excessive amounts.

Garlic - Always important. Also keeps vampires at bay

Water - Water - Water.

 

You need these. You can eat whatever else you want, but make sure you get lots of the above

 

When a disease of some description is contracted, you should do the following as early as possible

 

Orange Juice - 2 litres a day

Firey hot curry or equivalent spicy food - The hotter the better. Vege curries work better than meat ones, as meat tends to absorb the brunt of the spice. This is the only excuse for not eating meat anyone is allowed to use.

 

OJ beats the crap out of the germs and viruses. Spice from curry makes you sweat like a motherless dog. Assuming, of course, that dogs that do not have mothers sweat in excessive amounts. Then wrap yourself up in some kind of thermalelectric blanket and go to sleep. Or try to. Make yourself sweat more

 

You'll be better in no time flat

 

Well, it works for me

 

I suppose not eating junk, getting lots of exercise, fresh air and avoiding smokers, the dirty cantankerous cancer purveyors would work just as well

 

But add broccoli. It kills cancer. It really does.

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Hugs and gets out the chicken soup. Looks over Aardvark's recommendations and finds little to add except for supporting them wholeheartedly.

 

Take care of yourself. :(

 

hugs more

 

PereDad

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*comes in smiling and carrying blanky and teddy* thankies i think im getting better went doctor i have tonsilities and strep cocel either of the two have no idea how to spell hehehe sorry!!!! Though i guess your used to that little problem i have by now *grins* thank you all! :rolleyes:

O and thank Bwian! love you lots!

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