BehindBlindEyes Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 My poor princess is really sick and i wanted to get people who love her to wish her well again. I love jassette with all my heart and hope she gets well soon. Love you loads jassette. XxxxX *hugs and kisses jassette* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardvark Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 Ok, best cure-all known to man. It'll cure anything. Colds, flus, coughs, broken bones, gangrene, brain tumours, cancer, whooping cough, lickey end, mad cow disease, bird flu, SARS, the measles, the mumps, the chicken pox, the small pox and the bubonic plague in all it's forms, shapes and sizes It won't cure ADD, chronic depression or psychomania. As it doesn't see these as diseases Your diet at all non-disease times should include the following Broccoli - Excessive amounts. Garlic - Always important. Also keeps vampires at bay Water - Water - Water. You need these. You can eat whatever else you want, but make sure you get lots of the above When a disease of some description is contracted, you should do the following as early as possible Orange Juice - 2 litres a day Firey hot curry or equivalent spicy food - The hotter the better. Vege curries work better than meat ones, as meat tends to absorb the brunt of the spice. This is the only excuse for not eating meat anyone is allowed to use. OJ beats the crap out of the germs and viruses. Spice from curry makes you sweat like a motherless dog. Assuming, of course, that dogs that do not have mothers sweat in excessive amounts. Then wrap yourself up in some kind of thermalelectric blanket and go to sleep. Or try to. Make yourself sweat more You'll be better in no time flat Well, it works for me I suppose not eating junk, getting lots of exercise, fresh air and avoiding smokers, the dirty cantankerous cancer purveyors would work just as well But add broccoli. It kills cancer. It really does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regel Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 Hope you are feeling better real soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 Hugs and gets out the chicken soup. Looks over Aardvark's recommendations and finds little to add except for supporting them wholeheartedly. Take care of yourself. hugs more PereDad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Celes Crusader Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 Reads Aadvarks recommendations and nods - With that you can cure an army of princesses. I wish Jassette to get well soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beautiful Nightmare Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 *comes in smiling and carrying blanky and teddy* thankies i think im getting better went doctor i have tonsilities and strep cocel either of the two have no idea how to spell hehehe sorry!!!! Though i guess your used to that little problem i have by now *grins* thank you all! O and thank Bwian! love you lots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted March 2, 2004 Report Share Posted March 2, 2004 themightypen.net; what a country! :>) Very glad to hear you're on the mend, Arwen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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