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Wyvern

Wyvern

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Wyvern dodges numerous samurai sheep that have gathered in the Cabaret Room as he makes his way towards a confection stand at the center of the room, carefully stepping over countless taloned hooves and practically tripping on an abandoned set of rugged wool nunchucks in the process. Arriving at the stand, Wyvern takes out a check list and glances around the room before muttering the list of items to himself:

 

"Samurai sheep aligned in a traditional Baaaaashido formation, check. Baaaaarry White music playing in the background, check. Lamb Chef Stew, with extra pieces of Lamb Chef in it, check. Cake fit for an army of honorable samurai warriors, check. Madoka's gift..."

 

Wyvern takes out a large shepherdess stick/ninja bo with a little pink ribbon wrapped around it and places it on the table.

 

"...check. Booth for sheep awareness and recruitment to Madoka's dojo, check. Wolf in sheep's clothing pineata. Say, do we have a wolf in sheep's clothing pineata?"

 

Wyvern glances around the room and suddenly realizes that all the samurai sheep are glaring at him with evil expressions on their faces. The overgrown lizard gulps and begins to back away as two sheep start approaching him with a large bag made of wool. Sweating profusely and noticing a number of sheep sharpening their hooves, the overgrown lizard whimpers:

 

"Eheheh... hey listen fellas, I know you're probably still a bit peeved at me for that incident where I tried to sell your own hooves back to you, as well as that time when Racouol and I kidnapped two of your sheep, but let's let bygones be bygones eh? Ehehehe... uh-oh..."

 

The overgrown lizard clenches his teeth and shuts his eyes as two sheep pounce on him. Fortunatly, he is saved at that moment as someone else steps into the room, causing the sheep to go back to their usual innocent baaaaing.

 

;-)

 

OOC: Have a happy birthday, Madoka. :)

Peredhil

Peredhil

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Peredhil steps into the room, beaming with happiness reflected back by all the cute lambs. Why anyone would be afraid of them was beyond him; he'd always gotten along well with the gamboling darlings.

 

Although they'd come to him occasionally after having stepped in blood to have their precious lil' hooves cleaned, that used to happen all too frequently. He'd warned them to watch where they stepped and they'd baaahed back soothing reassurance.

 

Looking about, he saw that St. Wyvern had already set the room and the mood, and was looking at the wool costume the lil' darlings were presenting him sheepishly.

 

"no, no," urged the Polite Ancient, "if you make this a costume party, no one will have time to attend!" Wyvern nodded urgently and scurried out to attend to his Elder business, such a dear nearly dragonic figure, always so busy.

 

"Happy birthday to ewe..." Peredhil began to sing. Several of the sheep gagged a bit, but then all joined in with their own song, drowning him out firmly.

Madoka

Madoka

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Hi Everyone!

 

Thanks for the birthday wishes! It's hard to believe that I am now 28; just think -- a decade ago I was just moving to Canada for my first homestay, and knew only a very small bit of English!

 

My friends and I had a few drinks and dinner to celebrate in Tokyo, and I will be headed back home to Ishikawa over the new year break to celebrate with my family and friends.

 

Thanks for Wyvern for posting such a hilarious story. :) Relax; I don't think my samurai sheep will be able to hurt you anymore; at least, not after this. :)

 

Thanks again everyone!

 

Masako.

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