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and shall we assume that anyone who approaches that tidemark shall be pounced upon, tied up and gagged to muffle them? };>

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Absolutely, Ayshela! We should bind and gag anyone who has the potential to surpass 10k posts! I call dibs!

 

(Tzimfemme jitters around with anticipation. Ayshela looks puzzled.)

 

I have to explain the joke? . . .

 

(droop)

 

Finefinefine, we'll bind and gag anyone who is currently threatening to break 10k posts. You had the idea so you go first--

 

(Tzimfemme turns Ayshela around and propels her in the general direction of Peredhil)

 

--and I'll catch the runner-up.

 

Wait a sec. You ARE the runner-up. HEY YOU POTENTIAL 10kER! WAIT UP! We need to spend some quality time together--

 

(Ayshela, Tzimfemme, gags, restraints, et alia rebound off of Peredhilian politeness protections and skid in various directions. . .)

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Ayshela laughs maniacally and melts into the shadows leaving nothing behind but the lingering hint of laughter.
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