Mighty Pen Madlibs

[Gwaihir]

1) Zariah

2) woodchuck

3) hiding

4) Peredhil

5) plant-like

6) paint-stained pants

7) praying for a ride

under Mynx's bed

9) large bed of Wiggly Cabbages

10) Fuzzy

11) stomachs

12) Dancing

13) venules

14) Wyvern's newest concotion

15) Tzimfemme

16) An Article of Clothing

17) twig

18) The color of the sky before a really bad storm

19) Soles of the feet

20) card made by my student

[Sweetcherrie]

1) Appy

2) dinosaur

3) motivating

4) Venefyxatu

5) thirsty

6) scarf

7) a camel

Southpole

9) Eifeltower

10) enormous

11) teabags

12) rocking

13) lamppost

14) chocolate milk

15) Britney Spears

16) flip flops

17) remote control

18) purple

19) hands

20) computer

[Patrick]

1) Sweetcherrie

2) tasmanian devil

3) procrastinating

4) Cyril Darkcloud

5) greenish-white

6) boxer shorts

7) motorized unicycle

at the end of the world

9) the Eiffel tower

10) delicious

11) particle accelerators

12) undoing

13) loud-speaker

14) beer

15) Margaret Thatcher

16) pink straw hat

17) book

18) chestnut brown

19) tip of hair

20) house

[Zariah]

1) Lady Celes Crusader

2) kitty

3) pouncing

4) Vlad

5) mysterious

6) socks

7) Broom (on a broom ride)

The Mighty Pen Keep

9) Gwai’s Wiggly Cabbage Patch

10) interesting

11) balls of yarn

12) smiling

13) toy mouse

14) milk

15) Laetitia Casta

16) shawl

17) bugs

18) Black

19) shoulders

20) fruit

[Zadown]

Time to Dreamarize yet another of these things!

 

1) Yui Temae

2) Bird of the Void

3) roaring

4) Valdar Twiceborn

5) coruscating

6) dirty, tattered cape

7) goblin-made steam-powered second-hand Void-ship

Tlaenor

9) the Astral Harbour

10) puissant

11) runes of power

12) channeling

13) an enchantment

14) angel blood

15) the Lady of the Scales

16) sash

17) blade

18) dark crimson

19) eyes

20) halo of brilliance

[Alaeha]

1) Mynx

2) A Bunny

3) Targeting

4) Wyvern

5) Snarky

6) Left Shoelace

7) Hoverboard

Inside a Bag of Holding

9) The World's Largest Ball of Yarn

10) Googly-Eyed

11) Knitting Needles

12) Resembling

13) Paneity

14) Sovereign Glue

15) Amy Allen

16) Scarf

17) Ecophobia

18) Periwinkle

19) Earlobe

20) Quacksalver (Not to be confused with quicksilver)

[Finnius]

1) Mynx

2) Web-footed wombat

3) spelunking

4) Gryphon

5) quiescant

6) tube-top

7) giant, hollow dung beetle

the inside of Scarlett O'Harpy's tummy

9) a floating chunk of Finnius

10) glowing

11) rhubarb pies

12) skipping

13) lawn gome

14) Ol' Peculiar

15) Betty Paige

16) polka dotted boxer shorts

17) propane grill

18) sparkly mottled green

19) pancreas

20) giant skillet

[Ayshela]

1) Sweetcherrie

2) platypus

3) swinging

4) Loki Wyrd

5) splendiferous

6) white fake fur vest

7) waterski

the upper left corner of Orlan's closet

9) Minta's bag of Pixie Stix

10) silver-plated

11) decrepit computers

12) silencing

13) nun

14) navy grog

15) Tzimfemme

16) micro mini skirt

17) handheld mirror

18) lavender blue

19) left big toe

20) clown wig

[Yui-chan]

1) A Female Member of the Pen - Salinye's Ogre Muse, Bertha

2) An Animal - a bald cat

3) Verb ending in "ing" - kibbitzing

4) A Male Member of the Pen - Elladan Peredhil

5) Adjective - prestigious

6) An Article of Clothing - a black g-string

7) A Mode of Transporation - floating upside-down

A Location - Cioden's lavatory

9) A Landmark - L'arc de Triumph

10) Adjective - indomitable

11) Plural Noun - hemmorages

12) Verb ending in "ing" - expelling

13) Noun - soy milk

14) A Liquid - molten silver

15) A Female Celebrity - Miss Piggy

16) An Article of Clothing - a frilly garter belt

17) Noun - broken lock

18) A Colour - chartreuse

19) A Part of Body - sternum

20) Noun - pushpin

 

Oh boy, oh boy!

~Yui

[Quincunx]

Tzimfemme sauntered into the area and used the public quill after banging it on the table a few times to knock the ink into its point:

 

1. troubled sleep

2. hyrax

3. shoveling

4. drummondo

5. semi-sweet

6. . . .

 

She paused for a long while, trying against all instinct to not name someone via their underwear. A smirk broke the surface of her face and submerged again.

 

6. white bathrobe

7. hitchhiking

8. Eelix

9. the statue of Orlan strangling Wyvern

10. marbled

11. staplers

12. sashaying

13. the Coin of Endless Schemes

14. primordial soup

15. . . .

 

Another long pause, and then the smirk flickered.

 

15. Lady Godiva

16. . . .

 

"Well, if they insist. . ." she mumbled.

 

16. orange scratch-n-sniff panties

17. self-addressed, stamped envelope

18. taupe

19. ankle

20. test tube

[Peredhil]

1) A Female Member of the Pen - Tanuchan

2) An Animal - Platypus

3) Verb ending in "ing" - cutting

4) A Male Member of the Pen - Wyvern

5) Adjective - meritorious

6) An Article of Clothing - corset

7) A Mode of Transporation - crawling

A Location - ceiling

9) A Landmark - Tower of Elders

10) Adjective - delirious

11) Plural Noun - ceremonies

12) Verb ending in "ing"- calling

13) Noun - snot

14) A Liquid - snot

15) A Female Celebrity - Tzimfemme

16) An Article of Clothing - underwear

17) Noun - speaker

18) A Colour - purple

19) A Part of Body - breasteses

20) Noun - Pen

[Vlad]

1) A Female Member of the Pen - Melba

2) An Animal - Fairy

3) Verb ending in "ing" - Ring

4) A Male Member of the Pen - Orlan

5) Adjective - Coagulative

6) An Article of Clothing - Left sock

7) A Mode of Transporation - Daytime frolicking

A Location - Ten metres north of the statue of Wyvern outside the Recruiter's Hall

9) A Landmark - The statue of Wyvern outside the Recruiter's Hall

10) Adjective - Poorly manufactured

11) Plural Noun - Cacti

12) Verb ending in "ing" - Sing

13) Noun - Phlegm

14) A Liquid - Bean juice

15) A Female Celebrity - Padme Amidala

16) An Article of Clothing - Right sock

17) Noun - Sock drawer

18) A Colour - Beige

19) A Part of Body - Tongue (in cheek)

20) Noun - Vibrating straitjacket

[Wyvern]

Thanks for the madlib entries, everyone. For this madlib, I used A date with Elrond Peredhil by Wrenwind, which can be found in the Assembly Room. The segment that I used reads as follows:

 

It took Wren a few days to get the smell of Yack out of her hair but a little tlc and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with Elrond Peredhil. It had so be something special, quiet and memorable.

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in his Armani suit. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she hires a horse and carriage to get Elrond to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are beside the lake. There already set up is a gazeebo decorated with flowers and fairy lights. Soft music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to the gazeebo stand his sons in matching livery grinning like silly fools. Each one sweeps away the gauze and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of champagne cooling in an ice bucket.

 

Wren had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for the Marilyn Monroe styled organza halter dress with matching shoes and shawl. the frosty mauve of the materiel matching the colour of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to her waist unrestricted save for a flower tucked in behind her left ear.

I then madlib-ized it into the following text:

 

"It took [A Female Member of the Pen] a few days to get the smell of [An Animal] out of her hair but a little [Verb ending in “ing”] and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with [A Male Member of the Pen]. It had to be something special, quiet and [adjective].

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in his [An Article of Clothing]. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she hires a [A Mode of Transportation] to get [same Male Pen Member] to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are beside the [A Location]. There already set up is [A Landmark] decorated with flowers and fairy lights. [adjective] music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to the [same Landmark] stand his [plural noun] in matching livery [Verb ending in “ing”] like silly fools. Each one sweeps away the [Noun] and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of [A Liquid] cooling in an ice bucket.

 

[same Female Member of the Pen] had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for the [A Female Celebrity] styled organza halter [An Article of Clothing] with matching shoes and [Noun]. The frosty [A Colour] of the materiel matched the colour of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to her [A Part of Body] unrestricted save for a [Noun] tucked in behind her left ear."

 

Then, participants filled in the blanks at random, resulting in the following entries:

 

Drummondo’s Version

 

It took Sweetcherrie a few days to get the smell of kitty out of her hair but a little giggling and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with Cryptomancer. It had to be something special, quiet and sly.

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in half a pair of trousers. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she hires a large piece of wood atop several rolling pins to get Cryptomancer to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are beside Ouagadougou. There already set up is a local pub decorated with flowers and fairy lights. Ticklish music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to the local pub stand his headache tablets in matching livery grinding like silly fools. Each one sweeps away the guitar and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of Lemonade cooling in an ice bucket.

 

Sweetcherrie had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for the Brittany Murphy styled organza halter disgruntled shoe with matching shoes and drum stool. The frosty green of the materiel matched the color of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to her elbows unrestricted save for a window pane tucked in behind her left ear.

 

Tanuchan’s Version

 

It took Ayshela a few days to get the smell of horse out of her hair but a little dreaming and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with Gryphon. It had to be something special, quiet and smily.

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in his socks. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she hires a four-horse team carriage to get Gryphon to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are beside the margins of the Tiber river. There already set up is a central park decorated with flowers and fairy lights. Eerie music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to the central park stand his reading glasses in matching livery yawning like silly fools. Each one sweeps away the keyboard and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of Almost Dragonic Brand Semi-Sweet Lemonoaid™ cooling in an ice bucket.

 

Ayshela had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for the Gisele Bündchen styled organza halter nightgown with matching shoes and dreaming dogs. The frosty color of a lake reflecting the full moon at midnight of the materiel matched the color of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to her cheek unrestricted save for a swamp tucked in behind her left ear.

 

Gwaihir’s Version

 

It took Zariah a few days to get the smell of woodchuck out of her hair but a little hiding and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with Peredhil. It had to be something special, quiet and plant-like.

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in his paint-stained pants. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she prays for a ride to get Peredhil to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are under Mynx’s bed. There already set up is a large bed of Wiggly Cabbages decorated with flowers and fairy lights. Fuzzy music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to the bed of Wiggly Cabbages stand his stomachs in matching livery dancing like silly fools. Each one sweeps away the venules and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of Wyvern’s newest concoction cooling in an ice bucket.

 

Zariah had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for a Tzimfemme styled organza halter article of clothing(?) with matching shoes and twig. The frosty color of the sky before a really bad storm of the materiel matched the color of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to the soles of her feet unrestricted save for a card made by my student tucked in behind her left ear.

 

Sweetcherrie’s Version

 

It took Appy a few days to get the smell of dinosaur out of her hair but a little motivating and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with Venefyxatu. It had to be something special, quiet and thirsty.

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in his scarf. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she hires a camel to get Venefyxatu to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are beside the Southpole. There already set up is an Eifeltower decorated with flowers and fairy lights. Enormous music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to the Eifeltower stand his teabags in matching livery rocking like silly fools. Each one sweeps away the lamppost and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of chocolate milk cooling in an ice bucket.

 

Appy had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for the Britney Spears styled organza halter flip flops with matching shoes and remote control. The frosty purple of the materiel matched the color of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to her hands unrestricted save for a computer tucked in behind her left ear.

 

Patrick Durham’s Version

 

It took Sweetcherrie a few days to get the smell of Tasmanian devil out of her hair but a little procrastinating and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with Cyril Darkcloud. It had to be something special, quiet and greenish-white.

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in his boxer shorts. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she hires a motorized unicycle to get Cyril Darkcloud to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are beside the end of the world. There already set up is the Eiffel Tower decorated with flowers and fairy lights. Delicious music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to the Eiffel Tower stand his particle accelerators in matching livery undoing like silly fools. Each one sweeps away the loud-speaker and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of beer cooling in an ice bucket.

 

Sweetcherrie had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for the Margaret Thatcher styled organza halter pink straw hat with matching shoes and book. The frosty chestnut brown of the materiel matched the color of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to her tip of hair unrestricted save for a house tucked in behind her left ear.

 

Zariah’s Version

 

It took Lady Celes Crusador a few days to get the smell of kitty out of her hair but a little pouncing and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with Vlad. It had to be something special, quiet and mysterious.

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in his socks. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she hires a Broom to get Vlad to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are beside the Mighty Pen Keep. There already set up is Gwai’s Wiggly Cabbage Patch decorated with flowers and fairy lights. Interesting music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to Gwai’s Wiggly Cabbage Patch stand his balls of yarn in matching livery smiling like silly fools. Each one sweeps away the toy mouse and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of milk cooling in an ice bucket.

 

Lady Celes Crusador had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for the Laetitia Casta styled organza halter shawl with matching shoes and bugs. The frosty black of the materiel matched the color of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to her shoulders unrestricted save for a fruit tucked in behind her left ear.

 

Zadown’s Version

 

It took Yui Temae a few days to get the smell of birds of the void out of her hair but a little roaring and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with Valdar Twiceborn. It had to be something special, quiet and coruscating.

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in his dirty, tattered cape. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she hires a goblin-made steam-powered second-hand Void-ship to get Valdar to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are beside Tlaenor. There already set up is the Astral Harbor decorated with flowers and fairy lights. Puissant music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to the Astral Harbor stand his runes of power in matching livery channeling like silly fools. Each one sweeps away an enchantment and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of angel blood cooling in an ice bucket.

 

Yui had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for a Lady of the Scales styled organza halter sash with matching shoes and blade. The frosty dark crimson of the materiel matched the color of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to her eyes unrestricted save for a halo of brilliance tucked in behind her left ear.

 

Alaeha’s Version

 

It took Mynx a few days to get the smell of bunny out of her hair but a little targeting and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with Wyvern. It had to be something special, quiet and snarky.

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in his left shoelace. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she hires a Hoverboard to get Wyvern to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are inside a Bag of Bolding. There already set up is the World’s Largest Ball of Yarn decorated with flowers and fairy lights. Googly-eyed music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to the Ball of Yarn stand his knitting needles in matching livery resembling silly fools. Each one sweeps away the paneity and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of Sovereign Glue cooling in an ice bucket.

 

Mynx had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for the Amy Allen styled organza halter scarf with matching shoes and ecophobia. The frosty periwinkle of the materiel matched the color of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to her earlobe unrestricted save for a Quacksalver tucked in behind her left ear.

 

Finnius’ Version

 

It took Mynx a few days to get the smell of web-footed wombat out of her hair but a little spelunking and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with Gryphon. It had to be something special, quiet and quiescant.

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in his tube top. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she hires a giant, hollow dung beetle to get Gryphon to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are inside of Scarlett O Harpy’s tummy. There already set up is a floating chunk of Finnius decorated with flowers and fairy lights. Glowing music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to the floating chunk of Finnius stand his rhubarb pies in matching livery skipping like silly fools. Each one sweeps away the lawn gnome and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of Ol’ Peculiar cooling in an ice bucket.

 

Mynx had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for the Betty Paige styled organza halter polka dotted boxer shorts with matching shoes and propane grill. The frosty sparkling mottled green of the materiel matched the color of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to her pancreas unrestricted save for a giant skillet tucked in behind her left ear.

 

Ayshela’s Version

 

It took Sweetcherrie a few days to get the smell of platypus out of her hair but a little swinging and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with Loki Wyrd. It had to be something special, quiet and splendiferous.

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in his white fake fur vest. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she hires a waterski to get Loki Wyrd to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are beside the upper left corner of Orlan’s closer. There already set up is Minta’s bag of Pixie Stix decorated with flowers and fairy lights. Silver-plated music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to Minta’s bag stand his decrepit computers in matching livery silencing like silly fools. Each one sweeps away the nun and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of navy grog cooling in an ice bucket.

 

Sweetcherrie had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for a Tzimfemme styled organza halter micro mini skirt with matching shoes and handheld mirror. The frosty lavender blue of the materiel matched the color of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to her left big toe unrestricted save for a clown wig tucked in behind her left ear.

 

Yui-chan’s Version

 

It took Salinye’s Ogre Muse Bertha a few days to get the smell of bald cat out of her hair but a little kibitzing and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with Elladan Peredhil. It had to be something special, quiet and prestigious.

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in a black g-string. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she hires a floating upside-down device to get Elladan to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are beside Cioden’s lavatory. There already set up is L’Arc de Triumph decorated with flowers and fairy lights. Indomitable music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to L’Arc de Triumph stand his hemmorages in matching livery expelling like silly fools. Each one sweeps away the soy milk and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of molten silver cooling in an ice bucket.

 

Bertha had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for the Miss Piggy styled organza halter frilly garter belt with matching shoes and broken lock. The frosty chartreuse of the materiel matched the color of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to her sternum unrestricted save for a pushpin tucked in behind her left ear.

 

Tzimfemme’s Version

 

It took troubled sleep a few days to get the smell of hyrax out of her hair but a little shoveling and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with drummondo. It had to be something special, quiet and semi-sweet.

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in his white bathrobe. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she hires a hitchhiker to get drummondo to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are beside Eelix. There already set up is a statue of Orlan strangling Wyvern decorated with flowers and fairy lights. Marbled music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to the statue stand his staplers in matching livery sashaying like silly fools. Each one sweeps away the Coin of Endless Schemes and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of primordial ooze cooling in an ice bucket.

 

Troubled sleep had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for the Lady Godiva styled organza halter orange scratch-n-sniff panties with matching shoes and self-addressed, stampled envelope. The frosty taupe of the materiel matched the color of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to her ankle unrestricted save for a test tube tucked in behind her left ear.

 

Peredhil’s Version

 

It took Tanuchan a few days to get the smell of platypus out of her hair but a little cutting and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with Wyvern. It had to be something special, quiet and meritorious.

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in his corset. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she hires a crawler to get Wyvern to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are beside the ceiling. There already set up is the Tower of Elders decorated with flowers and fairy lights. Delirious music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to the Tower stand his ceremonies in matching livery calling like silly fools. Each one sweeps away the snot and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of snot cooling in an ice bucket.

 

Tanuchan had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for a Tzimfemme styled organza halter underwear with matching shoes and speaker. The frosty purple of the materiel matched the color of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to her breasteses unrestricted save for Pen tucked in behind her left ear.

 

Vlad’s Version

 

It took Melba a few days to get the smell of fairy out of her hair but a little ring and lots of shampoo later her curls were free and bouncy again. Her mind now had time to begin to figure out what to do for her date with Orlan. It had to be something special, quiet and coagulative.

 

An evening picnic but she worried that he would show up in his left sock. Come to think of it would that be so bad?

 

So she hires a daytime froliker to get Orlan to the park to meet her. Then they enjoy a meandering walk along the paths until they are ten metres north of the statue of Wyvern outside the Recruiter's Hall. There already set up is the statue of Wyvern outside the Recruiter's Hall decorated with flowers and fairy lights. Poorly manufactured music can be heard seeming to come from nowhere and everywhere at once. At the entrance to the statue stand his cacti in matching livery singing like silly fools. Each one sweeps away the phlegm and ushers the couple in.

Inside everything is set. A table set for two with a bottle of bean juice cooling in an ice bucket.

 

Melba had dressed with care. It had been a lovely day and would be a warm evening so she went for the Padme Amidala styled organza halter right sock with matching shoes and sock drawer. The frosty beige of the materiel matched the color of her eyes. She wore no make up and her hair was left to tumble to her tongue (in cheek) unrestricted save for a vibrating straightjacket tucked in behind her left ear.

 

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Thanks to everyone once again for participating, a number of comic entries here in my opinion. Anyone can feel free to host a new Pen madlib... it's not hard, just check the instructions at the beginning of the thread. :-)

[Peredhil]

Some of the resulting stories are wonderfully smile producing. *hugs Wyv'*

 

Thank you!

[Ayshela]

*laughs madly*

wonderful, Wyv!

[Sweetcherrie]

No idea how this one will work out, but I think it can be fun

 

1. a Pen member

2. animal

3. Verb that signifies moving

4. a Pen member

5. animal (plural)

6. verb

7. place

8. an event

9. verb

10. verb

11. noun

12. verb

13. adjective

14. noun

[Patrick]

1.a Pen member - Gryphon

2.animal - genetically modified ape

3.Verb that signifies moving - fly

4.a Pen member - Wyvern

5.animal - chickens

6.verb - eat

7.place - at the top of a 200 foot high tower

8.a happening - childbirth

9.verb - read

10.verb - laugh

11.noun - bacteria

12.verb - confiscate

13.adjective - hellishly hot

14.noun - scimitar

 

 

Edited to make no. 5 chickens.

Edited May 23, 2005 by Patrick Durham

[Ayshela]

1. a Pen member - Finnius

2. animal - panther

3. Verb that signifies moving - swinging

4. a Pen member - Yui-chan

5. animal (plural) - kittens

6. verb - row

7. place - the Wiggly Cabbage patch

8. an event - the completion of the trans-continental railroad

9. verb - stalk

10. verb - pounce

11. noun - a pickle

12. verb - bubble

13. adjective - slippery

14. noun - seaweed

 

 

EDIT: corrected per Sweetcherrie's correction =)

[Sweetcherrie]

*kickstarts her brain and sees that she turned around nr 2 and nr 5*

 

Sorry, I should really organize my brain when doing things like this

 

So if you would kindly see nr 2 as a single animal and nr 5 as a plural animal, then it would work out fine.

 

*hides in shame*

[Wyvern]

Wyvern cheers for Sweetcherrie's new madlib, and sets about scheming a few diabolical responses...

 

1.a Pen member - Signe the Sexy

2.animal - Zool's rubber chicken

3.Verb that signifies moving - waltz

4.a Pen member - Orlan the Sexy

5.animal (plural) - Cambronne's fleas

6.verb - taunt

7.place - behind the banana bush of Gwaihir's greenhouse

8.an event - Vlad's Initiation to Lich

9.verb - multiply

10.verb - sacrifice

11.noun - random zombie

12.verb - mesmerize

13.adjective - undead

14.noun - bloated walrus

 

Wyvern bows to Sweetcherrie, hands her the ash stained napkin he used to write the responses on, and flashes her an incorrigable grin.

[Finnius]

1. Wyvern

2. the rare, onion-eating gazelles of Abu Dhabi

3. traipsing

4. Minta

5. wombat

6. skipping

7. Zadown's Astral Harbor

8. the near zombification of an innocent (?) Pennite

9. glaring

10. kicking

11. a reanimated corpse

12. stumbling

13. putrescant

14. zombie

[Gwaihir]

1. Mynx

2. orangutans

3. jigging

4. X-Sabre

5. pigeon

6.hiccup

7. Elladan's weapon's closet

8. the time Tzim almost wore clothes

9. evaporate

10.trump

11. wooden leg

12. gulp

13. skimpily

14. troll-like

[Tanuchan]

1. reverie

2. panda bear

3. crawl

4. Loki Wyrd

5. kangaroos

6. tacklehug

7. the deepest shaft in a coal mine in Siberia

8. a beauty pageant in the North Pole

9. freeze

10. thaw

11. shenanigan

12. sink

13. refreshingly calm

14. island

Edited May 23, 2005 by Tanuchan

[Peredhil]

1. a Pen member - Guido the Bartender

2. animal (plural) - Wombats

3. Verb that signifies moving - Teleport(ing)

4. a Pen member - Gwaihir

5. animal - Giant Sea Snail

6. verb - kiss

7. place - Catacombs

8. an event - Lunar eclipse

9. verb - osculate

10. verb - punch

11. noun - Safe

12. verb - pinch

13. adjective - spiffy

14. noun - corset

[Katzaniel]

1. a Pen member - Rune

2. animal - spotted crocodile

3. Verb that signifies moving - roller blade

4. a Pen member - Arwen

5. animal (plural) - albino hamsters

6. verb - fall

7. place - the Tower

8. an event - Wyvern working without an ulterior motive

9. verb - write

10. verb - pat

11. noun - pat of butter

12. verb - butter

13. adjective - slash*

14. noun - eyebrow

 

* slash is the new cool Well, maybe!

 

Edit: Pfft, I switched 2 and 5 twice, or something...

Edited May 23, 2005 by Katzaniel