Aardvark Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 One of these things is not like the other.... I believe my life is now complete. At 3:01 AM, Eastern Summer Time, I was called a bastard by a Mr Hamilton on 2JJJ How many people can claim that they've been called a bastard on national radio? God, I lead such a sad and pathetic life
Alaeha Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Sweetness! I wonder what it would take for me to get someone on KGMI or some such to call me a bitch... Congratulations! *Applauds loudly*
Ayshela Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 *laughs* so ambitious, you are! well, erm.. congratulations? now that you're life's complete, what's next?
Gwaihir Posted November 10, 2003 Report Posted November 10, 2003 Lol! that's hilarious. It sounds as if there's a story there?
Ayshela Posted November 11, 2003 Report Posted November 11, 2003 *brings in popcorn and passes it around*
Gyrfalcon Posted November 11, 2003 Report Posted November 11, 2003 Oh yes, this one really needs to be told.
Zariah Posted November 11, 2003 Report Posted November 11, 2003 (edited) Zariah stumbles in, arms full of parchment crinkled and bunched. She sits down and begins to flatten all the wrinkles out. Ready to lift, Zariah pulls the parchment above her head. It reads: We are ALL Interested!!! Please tell us in detail the story! Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Aardvark!!!!!!!! After lifting the paper over her head for several hours, Zariah slumps into her seat, with sore arms and exhausted from her efforts. She mumbles under her panting, "Just....tell....us." Crumpled in a ball, Zariah anticipates Aardvarks explaination. Edited November 11, 2003 by Zariah
The Big Pointy One Posted November 11, 2003 Report Posted November 11, 2003 o.O? Mr.Hamilton? That's really funny, 'cause we have this friend with the last name Hamilton, and sometimes he's referred to as *MR* Hamilton, for inappropriate reasons.... and some of my friends always tell him he should be in radio... heh...
Ayshela Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 awwwwwwwwwwww pleeeeaaasse????? *big sad eyes*
Yatsuna13 Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 you sound as if you want to be the next richard cohen... yatsuna
Aardvark Posted November 13, 2003 Author Report Posted November 13, 2003 Who the hell is richard cohen? I'd tell the story, but this choking bandwidth drought I'm stuck in 'til the end of the month has sapped all my creativity Also, I'm a bastard. And the whole country knows it. Well, the ones who were awake and tuned in at 0301 on that fateful day
Ayshela Posted November 13, 2003 Report Posted November 13, 2003 *chokes* *thinks of a few stories told by bastards* *staggers away laughing hysterically*
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