Valdar and Astralis Posted October 26, 2003 Report Posted October 26, 2003 I wrote this a year or so ago as a lament to the pain in the rear'ed ness of the ranger epic in Everquest, and a tribute to the old Plane of Hate (since changed). Somehow missed posting it here Sung to the tune of Waltzing Matilda Once a jolly ranger, ported to the plane of hate, Under the shade of a friendly guild's raid, And he sang as he watched and waited 'til the pulls came in, "Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me?" Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me And he sang as he watched and waited 'til the pulls came in, "Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me?" In came a miniboss, pulled out from the upper floor, Up stepped the ranger and tanked him with glee, And he sang as he stuck an emerald in his rallic pack, "You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me". Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me And he sang as he watched and waited 'til the pulls came in, "Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me?". Up came the maestro, bringing down a massive train, Down went the clerics, one, two, three, "Whose is that jolly emerald you've got in your rallic pack?" "You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me". Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me And he sang as he watched and waited 'til the pulls came in, "Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me?". Up jumped the ranger, weapons twirling snaring three, "You'll never take me alive," said he, And his ghost may be heard as you port up to the plane of hate, "Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me". Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me And he sang as he watched and waited 'til the pulls came in, "Who'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me?"
Peredhil Posted October 27, 2003 Report Posted October 27, 2003 Begins laughing You know, it's people with creativity and a sense of humor like you that are about the only thing I miss from EQ. Definitely the people. This was hilarious.
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