Tralla Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine" GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine" GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow." GO AHEAD. At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay" THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
Lady Celes Crusader Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 *lol* Indeed, it's so accurate.
The Portrait of Zool Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Wow, you girls sure know a lot about women! Frankly, that clears up some things that I have wondered about for a long time. Heh!
WrenWind Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 *stops chuckling long enough to write* I loved this . Perfectly wonderfull thank you!!
Salinye Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 *makes a copy for her husband* GREAT! Thank you, Tralla! ~Salinye
Appy Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 *giggle* so true, most of it... thank you for a good laugh Tralla *follows Salinye to the photocopier* Need one for my husband aswell
Peredhil Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 Grunts and scratches his bulging stomach (he knows he has a six-pack still hidden in there - lookin' good for an old man. This makes no sense at all. Wonder why all the Ladies are praising it. Belches and, since it's Half Time, heads off for the creek to find the little nippers he's babysitting. (That is cleverly written)
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