Wyvern Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 As crowds gather in the Cabaret Room of the Pen, members throw confetti into the air and begin carving Ayshela's beautiful birthday cake while Zool's exclamations ring out loudly and clearly throughout the halls... The sonar vibrations of his magical voice echo far and wide, exiting the simple confines of the Pen and expanding across all corners of the globe... "Happy Happy Birthday!" A flock of doves resting by a lake on a far mountain side are startled by the words, and take flight in a single, beautiful streak of white. "Happy Happy Birthday!" A young child's awkward piano performance is suddenly interrupted as the crowd stands in silent awe of the words, the child greatly relieved that he no longer had to play. "Happy Happy Birthday!" A recently divorced man and woman, both uncertain of their actual emotions, hear the words "Happy Happy" and suddenly decide to passionately embrace one another. "Happy Happy Birthday!" An ocean liner cruising the mid-Atlantic hears the exclamation and the crowd on board cheers. The captain begins honking the horn of the ship to the tune of "Happy Birthday" as the passengers start merrily dancing. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Wyvern fidgets under the covers of his bed, pulling the blankets over his head... he wasn't getting up for nuthin'. "Happy Happy Birthday!" The birthday clowns of the world all turn their heads simultaneously, wondering where the wonderful sound was coming from. "Happy Happy Birthday!" A birdwatcher, noticing a flock of white mountain doves fly by, exclaims back "Indeed, it is a happy happy bird day!" "Happy Happy Birthday!" On a battlefield, two warring kings suddenly both realize that it's their birthday, and decide to call a truce. "Happy Happy Birthday!" At a small cottage in the middle of nowhere, Happy's family are surprised to hear a voice out of nowhere wish him a "Happy Birthday," and begin singing "Happy Birthday to Happy." "Happy Happy Birthday!" Wyvern stirs in his bed again, mumbling to himself... he wished they'd turn the noise down. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Marilyn Monroe's grave suddenly stirs. "Happy Happy Birthday!" An ent sitting in an overgrown forest suddenly lifts it's head and slowly mutters: "Yes... yes... a sappy sappy birthday..." "Happy Happy Birthday!" In a large rocky canyon, the word "Happy" echoes multiple times, causing the bored tourists surrounding it to suddenly brighten up with smiles. "Happy Happy Birthday!" An artist struggling to find inspiration is suddenly hit by the voice, and immediatly decides to make a piece of modern art out of cake frosting. "Happy Happy Birthday!" A mime troop suddenly hears the exclamation, and starts acting out an extremely happy birthday party. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Wyvern tosses and turns, covering his head with a pillow... "Happy Happy Birthday!" A burglar who had just broken into a person's house hears the sound and suddenly notices a birthday cake on the living room table. Feeling a pang of guilt, he decides to turn back. "Happy Happy Birthday!" A group of wiggly cabbages shake and jiggle to the sound, responding through telepathy "Happy Birthday indeed!" "Happy Happy Birthday!" Zool's rubber chicken sticks it's head out of the Ancient's shirt, squacking along to the words. "Happy Happy Birthday!" The alligators wading in the moat outside of the Pen slowly step out and nod, their grins even wider then usual. One of them blows on a moss-covered party favour. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Nyyark's crows suddenly shift around on their branches, perching themselves in a heart formation. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Purple fuzzies barge into the Pen's doors in large numbers, jumping onto the tops of triangular shaped cardboard pieces and creating party hats. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Idly the Elder Dwarf raises a brow curiously and turns towards the source of the sound, abandoning his T.V watching for a split second in the process. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Wyvern wrinkles his sheets, growing more and more irritated by the noise. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Ren and Stimpy pick up on the noise from within Idly's T.V set, and decide to make "Happy Happy Birthday" their new favorite song. "Happy Happy Birthday!" The sheeps in Madoka's training dojo begin baaing to the tune of "Happy Birthday" as they hear the exclamation, doing somersaults and flips to accentuate the joy of the occasion. "Happy Happy Birthday!" A flying saucer loaded with aliens picks up on the sound, and decides that Earth has nothing but birthday parties and that invading would be pointless. "Happy Happy Birthday!" In outerspace above the Earth's atmosphere, an astronaut picks up on the sound and communicates it back to headquarters. It happens to be his director's birthday, and he gets a raise for his thoughtfullness. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Wyvern groans and grits his teeth, shoving his blanket off of his bed. "Happy Happy Birthday!" On Mars, Janus suddenly becomes undepressed. "Happy Happy Birthday!" In the intergalatic balance, the interdimensional party balloons slowly shift into alignment, causing a happiness eclipse. "Happy Happy Birthday!" On Earth, a pregnant woman gives birth to her child just as the happiness eclipse occurs. A Happy Birthday it is. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Scarlett O' Harpy mistakes the exclamation for a "Harpy Birthday", and rapidly digs through her Bag of Random Yet Handy Items for something to wear. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Wyvern jumps out of bed and grumbles, quickly dressing himself. "Happy Happy Birthday!" The sound washes over Ayshela's cake, causing the flavours to become some of the most delicious the members have ever tasted. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Wyvern walks out the door of his room and brushes down his tunic, walking towards the source of the sound. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Rosemary of the Quincunx briefly mistakes Zool's magical exclamation for the dialect of spirits, wondering what the circular rune she stared at could possibly want with dates of birth. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Inspector I. M Clueless pinpoints the sound and decides that in his search for Wyvern, he could treat himself to some cake. The detective then commences to walk in the opposite direction of the sound. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Old threads and new shimmer and shine, the letters and words glowing as they are enveloped by the sound. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Time is briefly reversed by the force of the exclamation, causing it to backtrack towards Peredhil's actual birthday rather than the day after. "Happy Happy Birthday!" The members flooding the room cheer and chant along. "Happy Happy Birthday!" Wyvern suddenly enters and is enveloped by the noise, noticing Peredhil standing beside an enormous birthday cake. Grinning and bowing to the Polite Ancient Bard, the overgrown lizard exclaims with the others: "Happy Happy Birthday!" With that, Zool's exclamations end and the crowd quiets down, each member flattering Peredhil with individual compliments... Wyvern raises a glass to Peredhil, then slips into an available easychair and quickly falls back asleep. ;-)
Lady Celes Crusader Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 Peredhil, your involvement in the Pen is invaluable and your wisdom, build during these 43 years of existence, is always enlightening. I think everyone needs a dose or two of your clever polite thoughts. In fact, you've proven to everyone that it is possible to build an internet community around respect, creativity, open mindness and fun. Have a Happy Polite Birthday.
Canid Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 Canid emerges from behind a tapestry, (Legman floats through it) her ears twitching slightly in the aftereffects of the birthday echo and wishes Peredhill a birthday full of politeness... ...and happiness too, come to think of it!
Peredhil Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 Thank you all. For three years, this has been a day to be endured. You've added a memory of joy back to it. Thank you.
Ayshela Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 **huggles Peredhil** Happy is the first word for a good reason, my friend. Happy Birthday, happy year, and many more
Tralla Posted October 4, 2003 Report Posted October 4, 2003 ahhh God dang it I missed it! Fuzzles... *glomp* *huggle* Sorry hun. Hope it was grrrrreat. AP-E
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