Canid Posted September 28, 2003 Report Posted September 28, 2003 (edited) A purple fuzzy thing throws pieces of fruit at Pen members until it thinks the yelling mob large enough to be considered an audience. It takes a large drink of fermented cactus juice, squeaks for silence, then recites: I once bit a man named Sulu, He was part of the Enterprise crew. He said, "I hate things, Black and Yellow with wings." Which proves that he hadn't a clue. The audience stares at the mouse sized poet in confusion - taking this as a sign of awe and admiration, it 'treats' them to another. A man did once say to a hen, "There's no way you could count up to ten!" But to ten the hen fought - The man was so bestraught That he never did say things again. A couple of people clap uncertainly - the fuzzy rejoices! To be thought of as rather obscure, You should a large muffin procure. When mixed up with pear, And worn in your hair, To attract strange reactions you're sure. One sad person makes the mistake of laughing politely. The purple fuzzy thing rears up in great offence and charges hissing towards the suddenly very, very scared individual... Edited September 28, 2003 by Canid
Ayshela Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 Ayshela hides under her chair and stifles giggles at the thought of someone wearing muffin and pear in their hair.
Vigil StarGazer Posted October 3, 2003 Report Posted October 3, 2003 yah! Three cheers for Purple fuzzies!
Knight Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 *cocks his head to the side and looks on in utter confusion* ....Riiiight....
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