*snickers at Crypt*
Lunatic.
Ever been online at work, procrastinating by reading old posts, and yet still get more work done than the full timer working next to you?
Ever terrified your brother-in-law by the gleeful expression on your face when you received bladed weapons for Christmas?
Ever heard a song with lyrics that paint your life so accurately it takes your breath away?
Ever made a grown man both taller and stronger than you yelp in pain?
Just because he called you fragile?
Ever made the wrong choice,
Then made the right choice,
But left it so long that what was the right choice is now the wrong choice?
Ever held a discussion in squirrel?
Ever held an argument with a (heterosexual) member of the same sex about your "children" which were the two large bottles of Cola she was holding?
Loud enough for people to leave the que you were standing in?