DoctorEvil

Ummmm.....getting your car hit by lighting and you not being in it..........

Bah!!!! Busted Quill Quest indeed! Wear your so-called busted Quill Quests as a badge of honor. Quill Quests and Weenie Awards are merely a tool of the Bourgeois to oppress the Proletariat!!! :woot: Rise up and throw off the chains EvilWeevel!!!!!! Don't let the "Man" keep you down. Only the deceased lack creativity. You are just burdened with the feeling of a lack of creativity. What you need to do is going find some monkeys and open up a can of whoopass on them. That'll make you feel better!

Totally agree on the soundtrack. The Doctor still has the Team America theme stuck in the Doctor's head...."America...$%*#@ Ya!"

First off, from the Doctor's prespective, you can never go evil too fast That being said, Anakin's descent into evil and his hatred of the Jedi is something that has really been slowly building up since "Attack of the Clones". The first really evil thing he did was slaughtering the Sandpeople that captured his mother (and resulted in her death). While many would look at this as a justified revenge, don't forgot he wiped out ALL of that tribe of Sandpeople, women and children included. The "Clone Wars" cartoons on Cartoon Network further explores Anakin's lust for power and his unhappiness with the Jedi in not helping him achieve that power. That being said, from a practical point of view, it was kind of stupid of the Emperor to have the 2nd evil act Anakin did after going to the darkside be slaughtering the Jedi, which included children.....

The Doctor does think that married people will probably find "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" alot funnier than single folks. Mrs. Evil isn't necessarily a huge action genre movie fan and even she liked it. As far as Daredevil the Director's Cut, the Doctor is also interested in knowing what the differences are. The Doctor is a huge fan of comic book movie adaptions. As far as adaptions that stayed true to the spirit of the comics book, I thought Daredevil did fairly well. If not for Ben Affleck, the Doctor would rate it highly.

The Doctor and Mrs. Evil also went and saw "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" this weekend. The Doctor is a big fan of the mindless action movie genre and it did not disappoint. The Doctor was surprised that the relationship between the two main character was one of the main focuses....well the focus after shooting each other and trying to blow each other up. Any movie where Angelina Jolie is trying to kill Brad Pitt is good one in the Doctor's book (Single greatest start of a movie-"Meet Joe Black", where Brad Pitt gets killed). Also watched "Team America-World Police" on DVD this weekend.....LOL....this movie may offend you if; * You are a liberal in your political views * Do not like watching Puppet sex * You do not like an incredbile amount of profanity * You're an actor

The Doctor came out as a "Robot"....which the Doctor thinks is very unfair! <Danger Will Robinson>

OK.... The Doctor has been gathering the Doctor's thoughts on this subject and drinking beer (pardon the spelling as a result) Yeah...this whole "God is benevolent" thing is the only thing the Doctor has an issue with. By all Old Testament accounts God is a vengeance-filled bastard. Let's review.... Exodus 12:29 - And it came to pass, that at midnight the LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon; and all the firstborn of cattle. Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven; Of course we could look up other incidents, but let us suffice to say that in his day (the Old Testament days that is) God kicked ass and took names..... Which brings to the long standing issue the Doctor has had with God....Why do people portray God has a benevolent, loving diety when most accounts paint him in the opposite light? Seriously, how can we subscribe human values like love and benevolence on a ominiscient being with the power to create life? His motivations would be as different to us as our motivations are to ants. Can we even being to imagine what his (or hers) motives are? The only reason the Doctor can think of is public relations. Let's face it is most modern religions just can't sell the idea of "God is a Vengeful Butt-kicker idea" to the masses (well other than the Doctor that is). Religions and faith can not be built on the idea the God is above you and he really doesn't care. And to a large extend that ends up becoming the nature of faith. You have to believe in something that gives you hope and strength...and most likely that is not belief in an uncaring God. The Doctor does not wish to offend anyone with this rant. Believe it or not, the Doctor has a great respect for people that have such faith, mostly because it's something the Doctor lost long ago. Please don't take this as an attack on your faith. The Doctor knows the "Old Testament" vs. "New Testament" protrayal of the Lord is topic of debate among theologians and the Doctor welcomes the response.

Actually, the Doctor would have called you a Tree-Hugging Hippie!!!

The infinite wisdom of Homer J. Simpson Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. -- Homer Simpson "Phfft! Facts. You can use them to prove anything. -- Homer Simpson Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! -- Homer Simpson Trying is the first step towards failure. -- Homer Simpson Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. -- Homer Simpson To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems! -- Homer Simpson Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get! -- Homer Simpson **** And Dr. Squid He who hesitates is probably smart... or maybe stapled to the floor. ---Dr. Squid In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king... and the one-eyed man with the high heels and the feather boa is queen. ---Dr. Squid Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think, and a docudrama with ugly actors for those who film docudramas. ---Dr. Squid Sloppy thinking only gets worse with decapitation. ---Dr. Squid The most valuable and useful of all talents and abilities is that of never using two words or descriptions when one will do or suffice. ---Dr. Squid The only absolute knowledge worth attaining is that your life is meaningless. -- My life? Well now, that's another story... ---Dr. Squid You are cautious in showing your true self to others. Have you thought about plastic surgery? ---Dr. Squid **** And lastly....BEER "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin, (1706-1790). "It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects, and the amount of money that goes out of the country as a consequence. Everybody is using coffee; this must be prevented. His Majesty was brought up on beer, and so were both his ancestors and officers. Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war." Frederick the Great of Prussia (1777), from Scientific American, June 1998. "He was a wise man who invented beer." Plato (Greek philosopher) 428- 347 BC "Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer." Arnold Schwarzenegger (1975) "Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" Homer Simpson "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." Frank Zappa "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry "Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." Dave Barry "Those who drink beer will think beer." Washington Irving, American author (1783-1859) "Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome." Winston Churchill “Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.” Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969) “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, in water there is bacteria.” David Auerbach (2002)

Tsk, tsk, tsk......what are you people trying to do, inflate P's head? What we need is more criticism about Peredhil :woot: Say bad things about him....go ahead.....BAD things..... For instance....the Doctor has been unable to positively confirm this, but the Doctor believes Peredhil has ungodly foot odor....and he may snore.....and the Doctor suspects he may not really like small furry animals.....unless they are sauteed in butter...... .....what else.....hmmmm.......

Zool....the Doctor disputes this version of the Pens' origin. You expect us to believe that the Pen originate from some silly wargame? Bah.....everyone knows the truth of the Pen's origin. IThe Pen is a conspiracy by Peredhil to spread politeness.......

Boy, oh, boy....Aegon is getting OLD.....23....he probalby needs a walker and watches Matlock reruns all day at that age Happy B-day Aegon!!

A dark ghostly form glides into the room, followed closely by a shambling corpse bearing a large jar filled with orange colored liquid. Floating in the liquid is the unmistakable form of a human brain.....and something else...... The Doctor's ghostly voice growls slowly as the Doctor's Zombie Servant, Carl, slowly reaches into the infamous Brain Jar (patented by the Army of Darkness) and grabs the object floating next to the Doctor's undying brain....an object that is pink with red hearts printed on it. Carl holds the object above his head for all to see "Excuse the Doctor, but did SOMEONE lose a pair of boxer shorts?????" "More importantly", exclaims the wraith-like figure of DoctorEvil "Who put them in the Doctor's Brain Jar, next to the Doctor's brain????" Tap, tap, tap goes the spectral foot of DoctorEvil........

A dark, re-re-re-edited ghostly form levitates through the wall of the Caberet Room with a fork in it's hand. The spectre is making a slashing motion with the fork, In a booming voice it speaks...... DIE THREAD, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Something the Doctor pulled from another site..... November is National Novel Writing Month www.nanowrimo.org/ Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is NaNoWriMo? National Novel Writing Month is a fun, seat-of-your-pants approach to novel writing. Participants begin writing November 1. The goal is to write a 175-page (50,000-word) novel by midnight, November 30. Valuing enthusiasm and perseverance over talent and craft, NaNoWriMo is a novel-writing program for everyone who has thought fleetingly about writing a novel but has been scared away by the time and effort involved. Because of the limited writing window, the ONLY thing that matters in NaNoWriMo is output. It's all about quantity, not quality. The kamikaze approach forces you to lower your expectations, take risks, and write on the fly. Make no mistake: You will be writing a lot of crap. And that's a good thing. By forcing yourself to write so intensely, you are giving yourself permission to make mistakes. To forgo the endless tweaking and editing and just create. To build without tearing down. As you spend November writing, you can draw comfort from the fact that, all around the world, other National Novel Writing Month participants are going through the same joys and sorrows of producing the Great Frantic Novel. Wrimos meet throughout the month to offer encouragement, commiseration, and -- when the thing is done -- the kind of raucous celebrations that tend to frighten animals and small children. In 2003, we had about 25,000 participants. Over 3500 of them crossed the 50k finish line by the midnight deadline, entering into the annals of NaNoWriMo superstardom forever. They started the month as auto mechanics, out-of-work actors, and middle school English teachers. They walked away novelists. So, to recap: What: Writing one 50,000-word novel from scratch in a month's time. Who: You! We can't do this unless we have some other people trying it as well. Let's write laughably awful yet lengthy prose together. Why: The reasons are endless! To actively participate in one of our era's most enchanting art forms! To write without having to obsess over quality. To be able to make obscure references to passages from your novel at parties. To be able to mock real novelists who dawdle on and on, taking far longer than 30 days to produce their work. When: Sign-ups began October 1, 2004. Writing begins November 1. To be added to the official list of winners, you must reach the 50,000-word mark by November 30 at midnight. Once your novel has been verified by our web-based team of robotic word counters, the partying begins. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Home is where the Horde is" Attila the Hun

Much, much better........

Can't you people get it right!!! It's Evil Mastermind and Weenie AWARD WINNER!!!!

The Doctor will never understand why people want to get rid of their Weenie Awards.....

Based on past experience, the Doctor has to caution everyone about ever trying to use a "Spork" as a Kitchen Utensil of Death (or KUoD). The "Spork" is not a proper kitchen utensil at all....it's just a.....the Doctor doesn't know what it is.....but it is certainly not a proper KUoD.......

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=books.../main/WriteNow1 Wizards of the Coast, the company that published Dungeons and Dragons, is posting a series about writing in shared worlds. The Doctor thought there maybe some members of the Pen that may find this useful.

Zool, isn't is "Catch-up"???????? Peredhil, where's the Doctor's Weenie Award? The Doctor's been looking all over for it........

P, You can run, but you can never hide from the Doctor Sincerely, DoctorEvil