Hmm... Chit chat threads are a little bit out of the Pen modus operandi, but I'll give it a try.
Is this about the 'person', or the character? From your example, I'll shoot for character.
The person above me is a demoness.
Thanks, Aardvark. Your Joy is so bountious...
My my, did someone get up on the wrong side of the ant hill this morning? You certainly sound like someone who could use a little cheer. How about this;
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the aardvark it could be done.
No? Ah well. I tried.