The Portrait of Zool

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Argh! A day late - but here's a dollar! Happy B-day Big guy - and many more.

CAN DO Did you ever stop to listen To what you're missin', in the things you say If you open up your eyes than you'll realize, what I say (CHORUS) You can do what you want to you can do if you try You can do what you want to You can do if you try You take that golden rule That you learned in school And just throw it away If you're well directed Then you're protected, from the evil ways (REPEAT CHORUS) You can do what you want to You can do if you try (Perry/Valory (Journey/Infinity))

Racouol

Get a grip!

bloom

Tower

bolt

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Colbert (pronounced with a silent 't', such as in 'filet')

It's not tangled, it's 'spontaneously weaved'.

North

Twisted.

Let there be light.

*In a Stimpson J. Cat voice* "Issso Cuuuute!"

Awe

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A man was sitting alone in a small room, but there was nothing to see. There were no windows behind the black curtains, no books on the shelves, no pictures in the frames. There was a door, but it was locked. It was dark, and the man was blindfolded.

Stephen Colbert quotes: On recommendations for others from the in the August 2006 Wired Magazine: "Get your own entry in an encyclopedia. - In the media age, everybody was famous for 15 minutes. In the Wikipedia age, everybody can be an expert in five minutes. Special bonus: You can edit your own entry to make yourself seem even smarter" "The ten-time winner of the Stephen Colbert Award for Journalistic Excellence, this is the Colbert Repo-oh shit!" "There's nothing wrong with stretching the Truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious." "If Truth Beauty and Beauty Truth, then I look beautiful tonight." "I am the Walrus. Goo goo ga Truth." "You tricked me!" "I tricked you into the truth sir." "I'd have to say that it was harder at Hampden-Sydney than it was at Northwestern." "Hey kid, wanna get morally high?" "Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." "Congressmen are gonna need a hell of a name. Something bold. Something sexy. Something with a little more zazz than F.E.M.A. Here’s what I propose: the Storm, Accident and Viral Emergency Unconditional Relief-Support and Emendation of Loss Federation (S.A.V.E.U.R.S.E.L.F.)" “When you’re hiking, you put this little bell on your clothes and it jingles. That makes the bears think it’s Christmas, which they hate because they are godless killing machines.” "Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.'" "When I think about the truth, I touch myself!" "You want the truth? You can't handle the the truth! But I've got an oven mitt. This is the Colbert Report!" "I've got 99 problems, but the truth ain't one!" "By the power of Grayskull, this is the Colbert Report." "I'm not a copy machine, but I have this whip!" "War in Iraq; great war or the greatest war?" "Need I remind you that if the Democrats take control of Congress, Democrats will be in control of Congress!" "This is the Colbert Report. And for our foreign viewers, THIS IS THE COLBERT REPORT!" "Today is the summer solstice, the longest day of the year. But what really matters is how thick it is." "America is in the middle of a coast-to-coast heat wave. Good thing for you, I'm America's biggest fan." "When life gets you down, don't get mad... Get Stephen." "I don't have a truth problem. I tell the truth, I fall down, no problem. This is The Colbert Report." "Forgive me Father, for I have truthed." "President Bush: great President or greatest President?" "Fine, Jon. Three years ago I killed a panda. Ling-Ling! Or the other one. I can't tell them apart. In my own defense Jon, it was dark, I was drunk, and it was delicious." "I believe democracy is our greatest export -- at least until China figures out a way to stamp it out of plastic for three cents a unit."

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Political? Au contrair, Mon ami! That segment and the commentary are entirely social! Stephen Colbert himself remarked about the Fox segment last night, stating that this showed that HIS show WAS the news, because it was shown on their show, and what do they show on their show? News! Of course then he went on to show clips of their other 'news' which were about as irrrelevant to most people's lives as one could get. If anything, Colbert is a Master of the dramatic, knowing full well what kind of furor his hijinks could inspire, ready and waiting to turn their own exasperated self-importance into yet another spectacle. But just you wait - I have a suspicion you are going to hear a lot more of Stephen Colbert. The man is ON FIRE!! YAY!

A 'Colbert moment'... http://www.boingboing.net/2006/06/17/ten_c...dments_con.html Sorry about the rabies!

Bubbly chocolate worms!

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