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The Portrait of Zool

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    creative energy
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    1450 miles!? That sounds... adaquate... Hope to be seeing more of you!
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    It sure SOUNDS bad!
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    Almost! ;p
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    Rustic
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    Heh! Oh no - Racouol has won hands (and lunch almost) down. ;p
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    Indeed - happy belated! Hoping the best - and many many more - and here too!
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    Cool!
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    No offense, but... I think you have won the bachelor food contest!
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    Anything is possible - even certainty.
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    Salute!
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    Lizard Man
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    How did I miss this? Count me in for any of my characters. http://www.patrickdurham.net/themightypen/index.php?showtopic=15376
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    Amorphous fear
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    Alien
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    All your base are belong to us
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    Great start to the story! Can't wait to see what happens next. (I'll delete this intrusive post when you add a continuance. )
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    Beastie Boys' Intergalactic
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    Major-General Stanley " I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. I'm very good at integral and differential calculus; I know the scientific names of beings animalculous: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's; I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox, I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus, In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous; I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies, I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes! Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore, And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore. Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform, And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin", When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin, When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at, And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat", When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery, When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery— In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy— You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee. For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury, Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General." (From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major-General%27s_Song )
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    Captain Duck Edgar Dumas Aloysius Dodgers
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    Duck Dodgers
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    Conspirazoid
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    What's in a name? ;p
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    up-globalness
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    Global Responsibility
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