Wyvern

Wyvern "GGRRRRRRRRR!!!! AND LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU!!!" Wyvern roars as he lands the final blow on Destructo. He then helps Destructo to his feet. "Well, we *AAAAAAAA-CHOOOO!* we have some flower pollen. Shall we be on our way?"

Destructo Destructo is also allergic to pollen and is sneezeing all over the place. He stumbles forward and puts out his arm making sure he dosen`t run into anything. Unfortunatly his hand stops on the princesses left breast and he gets beat down by both wyvern and the princess.

Ephemeron Ephemeron gets up, relieved at not getting smashed up again by his sheep. "Ok," he says, "we need to get some flower pollen, as Wyvern says that's the way it'll work." "Hmm.." Ephemeron mutters as he searchs through the pockets of his robes. "Hey, I have some seeds here. Maybe I can cast Plant Growth on these seeds and we can have the flowers necessary!" He quickly sows the seeds into the ground and waves his hand over the ground, casting the spell. There is a faint glow, and Ephemeron takes his hand away, satisfied at completing the spell. He steps back and waits for the flower to grow, but its not. The glow becomes brighter and brighter. "Uh oh," Ephemeron says. "The magic node here is amplifying the spell's effect. Everyone get back!" As everyone runs away from the glow, there is a trembling of the ground. Suddenly, a huge stem shoots out of the ground, growing taller and wider. It shoots up towards the ceiling and blooms. It hits the roof and the impact causes the pollen to loosen and rain down towards the ground. Ahhhh..... chooooooo!!!!! Massive sneezing continues...

Arawn OOC:Well, Destructo you were supposed to go after the princess, since you did see her as she fell (and because you're the only one not to hit on her.) IC: The impact never comes, Arawn has righted himself and cast a flight spell, the group hovers inches from the sheepard. Slowy they move to one side and land on the ground one by one. Arawn is the last to land his eyes glow crimson,"Enough of this foolishness!!!, his voice booms, "The Dragon will die!!! Arawn let's out a great scream and the cavern rumbles, energy gathers at his hands then expands to cover his body. When the light has cleared he stands wears, brilliant silver armor with a golden sun on the breast, from his back he pulls a sword huge of fire with both hands. The sword flares reaching the ceiling, scorching the roof, then grows shorter again. Arawn then turns and starts down the tunnel, only to trip over a sheep. Armor and sword disappear and Arawn once more is wearing his grey robe. Arawn shakes his head, and notices he's on the ground again "Stupid sheep."

Ephemeron Ephemron gets up woozily, and staggers about. "Ooh.. major migraine...". He stumbles about and puts his hand to the wall to stop from falling. However, as he puts his hand to the wall, the panel he is touching sinks into the wall. The floor suddenly gives way, and everyone tumbles down. Ephemeron looks down and notices a lot of crystal. "We've finally found our way back to where we can get to the dragon!" he says before he hits the ground with a thud. "Owww...." Ephemeron turns up and notices everyone else falling and landing around him, except for some of the sheep who seem to be right above him in the air. "Oh no... not again..." he mutters and braces for impact.

Wyvern "Listen you guys: you may have not gotten Willamina to like me, but you did get her back to normal. For this I am greatfull, so I shall tell you how to defeat Timmy. Timmy's one weakness is his allergies. Attacking him with swords or magic will not even graze him. However, give him even a bit of flower pollen and he will sneeze himself to oblivion! We must try to not kill him though. I mean, he was my old school buddy..."

Destructo OOC: hey guys when this love potion this haoppens umm.......who am i supposed to be after? IC: Destructo sctratches his head in amusement as he watches whats going on.

Ephemeron The pile of sheep have finally thinned out, and Ephemeron is able to stand up. He dusts himself and looks around at the chaos. He rummages through his coat and pulls out his staff. "What good is that going to do?" Wyvern gasps as the sheep are smothering him. "Watch!" Ephemeron says, and he pounds the ground with the end of the staff. Instantly, all the sheep get off of Wyvern and return to Ephemeron. Further off, the goose also stops chasing StMichael. Princess Willamina, however, quickly picks it up and caresses it. "How'd you make the sheep and goose stop?" "Its a Staff of Animal Taming! All high level shepherds have that ability." Ephemeron replies. But now, he looks worriedly at Princess Willamina, trying to figure out how to make her come to her senses. "Hmm, maybe a high-power Blinding Flash will snap her back to her senses." Ephemeron walks in front of Willamina and begins casting Blinding Flash. But as he is doing so, Arawn groans as he tries to get up and stumbles into Ephemeron. Ephemeron loses control of the spell, and there is a bright flash of light. "Aaaah!" Ephemeron cries, and steps back dazed, affected by his own spell. "Wow... so many pretty stars..." he says, appearing to the others to be grabbing at thin air. He falls to the ground dizzily. He was successful at getting Willamina out of the trance and she stands there confused, wondering how the goose ended up in her arms again. "Now... where's Destructo?"

Zool Zool holds out a black t-shirt. It says in large white letters; "I saved the princess, and all I got to show for it is this crummy t-shirt." Hehehe... I'll just save this for later... OOC: Now you can't let that happen, can you?

Wyvern "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" screams Wyvern as Willamina falls head over heals in love with some goose. "Willamina, STOP!" but Wyvern's sentance is unfinished as he is smothered by literaly thousands of love-struck sheep. "Help! Ephemeron! I can't breath...*mumble, mumble*" In the mean time, Willamina is chasing the goose which loves StMichael.

Arawn Fortunately, when the princess fell she shut her eyes, the breath knocked out of her. Arawn quickly tears a pice of his robe and makes a blind fold for Willamina, while StMicheal tries to keep the goose off of him and Wyvern runs from a mob of sheep screaming "Okay, I won't eat another sheep again!" Willamina jerks into a siting position screaming "I'm blind!!!" Rather than take advantage of the pricess Arawn helps her to her feet and dig once more into his robe explaining "You're not blind, I've merely blind folded you" "why?" "Well....er....it's a surprise, we're taking you someplace special." The others mubble in agreement. "Oh goody!" She exclaims "But how will i get there I can't see and I won't be carried by any of you." Arawn rolls his eyes. "Ah here use this cane." he says pulling the long instrument from his robe and setting it in front of her. Blindly she reaches out for it, and no sooner has she put her hand on it than it takes off. The race off towards the east at a fast pace, so fast that the princess it taken off her feet flying throught the air after it, screaming all the way. "Oh now I remember that's not a cane it one of those.....divining rods" he gets blank stares "it finds water, it stop when they his water." "And what if they don't hit water?" ask Wyvern. It's Arawn's turn to look blank, he smiles and takes off after the princess in a dead run, "You guys can go ahead I'll catch up." He stops as he sees something come over the hoizon, it's the princess coming at full speed. Arawn turns in place but trips over a sheep, "Stupid Sheep!!" The rod has made it to his crumpled form only to hit him in the side stopping it completely, making the princess to loose her grip and send her flying into the air only to land in Wyvern's waiting arms. Wyvern looks at the lovely figure resting in his arms, the princess is panting for breath and Wyvern's own breath becomes labored. Slowly he reaches at the blindfold that covers her eyes, the princess flinces at his touch, with two fingers he draws it from her face, just then the goose honks at StMicheal and the princess turns her head, pulling the blindfold off completely her gaze on the goose. (too bad Wyvern you almost had her )

Zool Let's see, the sheep are drawn to Wyvern who's drawn to Willamina who's drawn to the goose who's drawn to StMichael... Ephemeron and Arawn, your choices are narrowing fast... Krakow! You guys a funny!

Ephemeron Ephemeron can hear the commotion, but still under a pile of sheep, he can't move, so he lies under the sheep, thinking about how they can counteract this unfortunate turn of events...

Arawn "You're kidding right?" Arawn laughs "I mean you would let the world go to heck if you don't get a girl? And I thought I was shallow." At this point Arawn rushes for Willmania making sure there are no sheep to stop him, he gasps the ground is covered with sheep. Sure enough everyone is knee high in sheep, making it very difficult to. Arawn falls over and and lands on the sheep. "Stupid sheep." Arawn stands " I can't take too much more of this, if you want her so bad why not a spell, I mean we are mages. I think I have a love potion around here." Diving into his robes he produces a small bottle with a number 9 on it. "Okay Wyvern you stand here right across from her and I spray her." As Arawn moves towards the princess but then trips (you guessed it) over a sheep spraying it, and letting the bottle go flying into the air. The magic potion becomes airborne bathing the area. Destructo watches as the princess trips and falls as the mist comes on him, the sheep are drawn to Wyvern and goose is drawn to StMicheal. Arawn who is face down is not effected and Ephemeron covered in sheep is also not effected. Wyvern does gaze at Willamina but since he already loves her it doesn't do much. (hehehehehehe )

Wyvern Suddenly, for only a split second, our hero's find themselves in a parallel universe. That split second is a strange one indeed: Wyvern is a charming and soothfull person who never loses his temper and is kind to geese. Arawn has no interest in chasing women what-so-ever. Destructo is contantly making moves towards Willamina. Ephemeron is hated by all sheep. StMichael has his goatee, and dosen't take excessive amounts of time to ponder over stupid, trivial questions. The Goose of Redemption becomes the Goose of Destruction, and wreaks havok. Willamina becomes a princess who can take care of herself and never asks for anyones help. Lord Dreadfull becomes Lord Peacefull, a person who would never harm a soul. Fortunatly, the parallel universe only lasts for a split second, after which our friends revert to their regular state. "That was WEIRD! Don't worry Willamina! Everything will be al..." Willamina slaps Wyvern again. Wyvern turns to his freinds. "Listen" he says, "I know how to defeat Timmy, and will tell you how to do so. But only under one condition: you must get Willamina to like me!" Now, Wyverns freinds were faced with their most difficult task yet...

Ephemeron Noticing Arawn playing with the ground which has become water, Ephemeron stoops down, wanting to have some of the fun. He taps the water, but suddenly, the consistency of the ground changes... into a bouncy house! Ephemeron hits the ground, but then bounces up into the air. As he falls towards the ground again, the hit causes everyone to bounce up. This continues on for a little while, and Ephemeron becomes dizzy at all the bouncing. The ground suddenly returns to a more solid consistency, and Ephemeron lays on the ground. He looks up, but all he can see are a mass of sheep falling down upon him. Splat "Owwww......"

Arawn Our hero continue walking, when the princess screams looking down, it is then our heroes notice that they are walking on water, below the surface are birds are flying(swimming?) while above their heads fish swim(flying?) Arawn looks down and taps the ground/water. "It seems firm" he says "but it's impossible we can't walk on water, I should sink." As soon as he's said that he falls through the water disrupting a flock of birds under the surface. Frantically he rises and gets on top, of the water again panting. It's solid to his touch once more. "Huh?" he says taping the water once more "that was strange"

Destructo "Well we could attemt to destroy the cavarn, node and all. Maybe the dragon would lose its powers then." suggests Destructo. OOC: i should get a bonus for being the only one not to take a pass at the princess yet.

Ephemeron "Well, that's nothing strange," jokes Ephemeron, but then quickly apologizes as Wyvern turns menacingly towards Ephemeron. "Alright now, so how exactly shall we tackle this dragon friend of yours, Wyvern?", Arawn asks as they stand there upon the marshmallow ledges. "Um guys, let's think while we walk ok?" Ephemeron worriedly says, as his sheep are beginning to eat the marshmallow ground...

Wyvern Wyvern follows the path the sheep take. Soon, the party is walking on pink marshmellows. An electric eel flys by. Wyvern instinctivly holds Willamina close to him. Willamina, in turn, slaps Wyvern. "Something strange is going on here..." Wyvern says. "You mean the marshmellows and the electric eel?" says Arawn. "No" says Wyvern, "I mean Princess Willamina resisting my charm!"

Ephemeron Ephemeron sighs as he becomes tired of walking through doors only to return to the original room. He sits down in the middle with his lone sheep and watches as the rest of the party bickers. Suddenly, they feel a slight trembling, and all of a sudden, part of a wall explodes as hundreds upon hundreds of sheep burst through. Ephemeron is ecstatic that his sheep have found the path. "Quick everyone, here's the path!" Everyone quickly begins descending down the tunnel towards the cave...

Arawn Even as Wyvern thinks about Timmy he notices that another goose stands behind Princess Willamina. Wyvern then looks at the goose that Willamina holds, the goose looks at Wyvern and winks. Wyvern does a double take, Ephemeron (who has veteran staus) is going through door after door only to return back where he started. "Honk!!" goes the goose behind the princess, she turns and screams dropping the goose in her hands. The two gooses stand side by side and start honking. By now the others are watching, until someone says "Hey, where's Arawn!?" "Ah, shoot!" says one of the gooses and starts to shift, Willamina screams again as the goose she cuddled turns to Arawn, with the biggest grin on his face. "Now about that kiss" Arawn makes a lunge and the princess takes off again goose in hand. She goes through the right door only to come out the left, she goes throught the right door and comes up behind the party all the while Arawn chases her, arms wide and lips puckered, until the chases is once more ended by Arawn tripping over the sheep. "Stupid sheep" Arawn mutters, Willamina clutches the goose all the tighter and takes several steps from Arawn. "Sorry about biting you ,Wyvern. Now how do we get out?"

Wyvern Wyvern, walking after Ephemeron (who has veteran status), is thinking of how to dispatch of the Goose of Redemption. If the goose turned out to be a prince, Wyvern's entire quest for the heart (and body ) of Princess Willamina will have been futile! He must not take any chances! He looks to the Goose with evil eyes. "Honk!" says the Goose and bites Wyvern on the nose! "Ooowwwwww....!" exclaims Wyvern, "that hurt you little..." Wyvern is about to strangle the poor Goose when Willamina once again cuddles him in her breasts. Wyvern quickly turns away, thinking dirty thoughts... Something else was bothering Wyvern. Something about this dragon. He remmembers playing with his best dragon friend, Timmy, in draconian kindergarden. There was something special about Timmy. Something different... Then, it struck him! Timmy breathed magic!

Ephemeron OOC: Woohoo! I have veteran status!

Ephemeron "Hmm... interesting..." Ephemeron says thoughtfully. They move down the stairs. There are two doors, one on the left and one on the right. "You guys wait here while I check this out," Ephemeron says. He opens the door on the left and goes in, closing the door behind him. He walks down the hallway, and opens the door at the end. When he steps through, he sees the rest of the party. "I thought I told you guys not to go anywhere," Ephemeron says, annoyed. "We didn't go anywhere." "Oh...", Ephemeron says, realizing that he has ended up walking through the right door. "Now, this doesn't make sense..." Meanwhile, the sheep that were still with the magic node have been roaming towards the exit of the cave, when they notice a small side passage. They begin charging up this passage, which seemed to lead towards the castle at the top...